Obama said a Republican victory this year would mean “hand-to-hand combat” in Congress.
Well, that’d be four more fingers than Democrats usually engage with.
Archive of entries posted on 11th October 2010
Obama Is A… Part 7
Frank Riddles
HIGH PRAISE for the last riddle goes to windbag for getting it first. Now, do I need to explain these riddles? I think that one was pretty obvious if you’ve ever played the original Super Mario Brothers (and if you haven’t, you’re an uncultured buffoon).
Anyway, here is the next riddle. I think it’s easier than the last:
Friends leave you
Stores close their doors to you
Entire worlds end
Alone, voiceless, hearing nothing, seeing nothing, knowing nothing
All because of an unsteady light
First person to answer the riddle in the comments gets…
HIGH PRAISE!
And, as always, if no one solves it, Gotham City is doomed!
Who to Take on Obama
Going to be light on political blogging for a little bit as I adjust to having a baby around, but I thought I’d link this poll from Right Wing News I participated in on preferred (and hated) GOP candidates for the 2012 presidential race. Palin did well in a more limited field, but she’s not my favorite choice as an antidote to Obama. When included in the poll, Chris Christie easily got a plurality. Fiscal conservatives love Chris Christie. His three favorite phrases are:
1) “Budget cuts.”
2) “Fiscal responsibility.”
3) “nom nom nom nom”
Also, everyone seems to hate Huckabee. I don’t know why; I just join them.
Who do you want right now as a candidate in 2012? I still like Mr. T, but I bet Obama would strain his fool-pitying abilities.
Random Thoughts
People in Chicago don’t seem to like Rahm, but do they actually get a democratic choice in mayoral elections?
Pollution is quite dangerous as it apparently causes environmentalists to fantasize about killing children.
100 years from now, I bet we’ll have hover cars, a moon base, and rumors of Verizon getting the iPhone.
I need an EnemyBook to keep track of my enemies and what they’re up to.
The Guinness Book of World Records just stopped by to award Buttercup the title CUTEST BABY EVER!
President Obama stopped by to congratulate us and get Buttercup to pay up her share of the debt.
That reminds me: I wonder when we get her birth certificate.
Here’s what Buttercup sounds like: “WAH! *squeak* WAH! *squeak*” Hope it’s okay I laugh at her every time she cries.
Buttercup has monkey feet. She’s always spreading her toes apart like she’s trying to grab onto branches.
Meant to grab some web snapshots on the birthdate, but it was real late on the 7th and I forgot. Newspaper seems so passé.
When a nurse comes for the baby, we ask, “Where’s the baby kidnapping ring taking her?” If she answers the question, we don’t hand her over.
Lactation consultant’s son is named “Westley”.
Put pics 3 places: Facebook for friends and family, Twitter for the cool people, and my blog for my readers who think Twitter is teh ghey.
Thanks Corel help for giving me eight pages on the history of script recording… NOW HOW DO I RECORD A SCRIPT!!!
People are much more informed these days. Years ago, Charlie could have bit his brother and I would never have heard about it.
Just realized cuteness of video of the baby is a little ruined by having RedEye playing in the background.