Archive of entries posted on 29th October 2010

Sneezing Monkey

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This is what gives me nightmares:

"I'll stop you yet, He-Man!"

It’s a new monkey discovered in Burma.

First off, stop discovering new monkeys! We do not need anymore monkeys! We have way more monkeys than we need and should be concentrating on making them extinct instead of finding more.

Second, see its weird nose? When it rains, it fills up with water and the monkey sneezes. So guess what happens now that I know this? It is in my brain that raining plus sneezing equals monkey. Next time it rains and I hear a sneeze, I’ll spin around and shout, “Die, monkey!” while firing my gun wildly. I do not take chances with monkeys.

Hmm. I guess this monkey is kind of the opposite of this one.

Yes We Can, But…

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When President Obama was on the Daily Show, he modified his famous phrase to, “Yes we can, but…” So what are the possible endings to it? Here are some ideas:

YES WE CAN, BUT…

…it sounds hard.

…it would require competent leadership.

…Republicans stole my Slurpee.

…I’d rather focus on liberal agenda stuff you don’t care about right now like health care.

…I kind of don’t like this country.

…it is forbidden by the Koran.

…then I couldn’t play as much golf.

…then I might lose my best friend, Bill Ayers.

…it’s just not how we do things in my hometown of Kenya.

…it might make foreign leaders so mad they won’t let me bow to them.

…it’s better the car stay in the ditch until we get a hybrid.

…I’m president.

Frank Responds to Spam Comments

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In Soviet Russia, men thanks YOU!

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Sorry. Any fendom posts I might have done were through an unrepeatable accident. I won’t even try to make one again out of risk of injury.

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You shouldn’t give food AIDS to kill off poor people. There are a lot less convoluted ways to do that.

hair transplants are overly expensive but i can say that the results are great:.

Wow! Joe Biden reads my blog!

Hi, I manage a website too and I almost never see junk remarks on your articles. How do you manage to stop it all? Does one just physically moderate all of it?

Now you spammers are getting pretty cheeky.

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Yes, other spammers keep reporting and complaining about the same issue for some reason. I’ll give you the advice I give all spammers: Kill self.

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I broke down crying before I read the second part. Please don’t play with my fragile ego like that. My posts deserve everything, man. Everything!

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Random Thoughts

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Buttercup still stares at me with cat-level non-comprehension. Can’t wait until she’s to dog-level comprehension.

I was scared of Obama when I first saw him in 2004. I think liberals are having the same reaction about Rubio. Hopefully Rubio doesn’t end up as absolutely useless.

I was joking back in 2004 when I said Obama would destroy us all. I did not mean to be that prophetic.

Hadn’t watched baseball in a while. Don’t remember it being this painful.

The cat from tonight’s Community was one of the funniest things ever.

Orson Scott Card likes my humor (bottom of article). I once read a comic book adapted from one of his novels!