When President Obama was on the Daily Show, he modified his famous phrase to, “Yes we can, but…” So what are the possible endings to it? Here are some ideas:
YES WE CAN, BUT…
…it sounds hard.
…it would require competent leadership.
…Republicans stole my Slurpee.
…I’d rather focus on liberal agenda stuff you don’t care about right now like health care.
…I kind of don’t like this country.
…it is forbidden by the Koran.
…then I couldn’t play as much golf.
…then I might lose my best friend, Bill Ayers.
…it’s just not how we do things in my hometown of Kenya.
…it might make foreign leaders so mad they won’t let me bow to them.
…it’s better the car stay in the ditch until we get a hybrid.
…I’m president.
…I am totally high right now.
…My supporters think Jon Stewart is a political genius.
…Seriously, dog, I am totally high right now.
…but, I just don’t wanna. But I CAN.
…but the answer is not really at the bottom of this bucket, like Boehner said it was.
…but I lie.
…but only after January 2013.
Dude!
YES WE CAN, BUT…
…I’ll have to ask George. Huh? George SOROS!
…I’d have to stop blaming George. Huh? George BUSH!
…then Blago would talk.
…Michelle said she’d leave if we did.
…the T.E.A. Party would then march on Washington.
…um, uh, era, a a a a a, it ti ti ti, ummmmm.
Yes we can, but… mftzzzt
Shoulda previewed…
Yes we can, but… mftszzzt [Teleprompter Malfunction]
I was thinking that “mftzzzt” meant we heard that famous high pitch squeal on the phone characteristic of a thermonuclear detonation.
OBAMA: Yes we can, but you’re not gonna like it.
…my mommy is calling me.
…I can’t right now. Keith Olberman is needing me to tuck him in.
…I gotta run and hide. Sarah Palin is at my front door and I am scared.
…That stupid Constitution thingy is in the way
…Putin cut off my funding
…So did Soros
…People are waking up
…Venus is in the wrong constellation at the moment
…I can’t see anything from under this bucket
…Bo ate my plan
…Only in our imagination
…it depends on what the meaning of “can” is.
.. Then I couldn’t blame Bush.
.. dang I look good in these shorts
… I woke up with Sasquatch.
.. the teleprompter says: no.
Yes we can, but…
…the Republicans are being mean again
…Americans aren’t doing their part
…it’s not my fault if we can’t’
…you don’t understand it yet
…TOTUS hasn’t explained it to me yet
… I can’t remember the words to the Pointer Sisters song.
…but, ooh! look! shiney!
Yes we can as soon as I memorize that chapter in the book (Rules For
RadicalsCommunists)…but we probably shouldn’t
Yes We Can, but…first you will blow me.
Yes We Can, but…what was the first thing I said?
Yes We Can, but…heh…wow…Can but…can but can but can but can but can but…
Wes Be Yen, cut…………PROMPT!…
Uh, yabba………..uh dabba dabba dabba…………uh, do!…
Why do I get the feeling that O will be the first living person to actually, really see Fred Flintstones’ green alien friend Gazoo?
Yes, we CAN YOUR BUTTS on Nov. 2!
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