They found out what causes people to be liberal. It’s in the genes.
According to scientists at UC San Diego and Harvard University, “ideology is affected not just by social factors, but also by a dopamine receptor gene called DRD4.”
The number of friends you have as a child also factors in, according to the study. Which means that if, while immature, you have influences from other immature people, you become a liberal. Which proves that liberalism is immaturity squared.
Now that they’ve found out what causes it, we can cure it.
I propose that we fund gene therapy projects that will get rid of that gene. Or those with it.
Sure, a bunch of pansies on the left might object to my saying that, so, let’s compromise. We’ll start by getting rid of those with the gene in a small sample.
What say we start with a national test group of 535. We can remove those in that sample group that have the gene, and we can do that on the first Tuesday in November. And, we can have smaller study groups at the state and local levels at the same time.
Let’s try that and see how it goes. If things get better, we can then expand it to the rest of the country.
A dopamine receptor gene? No wonder they’re such dopes receptive to other dopes.
On the other hand, RINOism is a congenital problem caused by a defect on segment 100 of the McC gene. It’s treatable by losing elections and having your butt kicked.
535? What a coincidence. That’s the same number of Repr…..oh. Uh. Never mind.
Uh Oh! That means that Buttercup could have these genes! That should make Frank’s life fun around the time she turns 15 or so and comes home with some tats, piercings and a stoner on her arm…
Gee Frank, I thought yotu would know that it is the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November. Most years you are right though.
[Yes, I actually nearly wrote that, but since this year, the first Tuesday is also the first Tuesday after thefirst Monday, I went with the shorter phrase. And had the first Tuesday been November 1, I would have written “second Tuesday.” Because I was only talking about this year.
Your point about many not knowing that is valid. You and everyone who knew the fine details is worthy of … HIGH PRAISE! Or, at a minimum, nodding approval. – B.]
“Which proves that liberalism is immaturity squared.”
Don’t underestimate the powers of immaturity, Basil !
(Is it too early for a math joke?)
Why do you think they call it dopeamine?
I believe Michael Savage has been saying liberalism is a mental disorder for years, I guess he was right.
This is you brain O This is your brain on dodeamine .
Any questions?
dope*
This splains why it is impossible to argue with a liberal.
Me: You live in a fantasy land.
Liberal: I am genetically engineered to resist logic.
Me: Nose Punch!
To avoid further spread of this genetic mutation throughout the population of the United States, the new Congress shall propose “Liberal Living Communities” which shall come with all the modern conveniences that we all enjoy except the very high voltage wire fences and razor wire, guard dogs and 50calibre rifles posted at sentry positions. I propose we start with California! A big a$$ fence!!!
If testable in-utero, this DRD4 thing might make me rethink my position on abortion.
Is that bad?
So liberals really are a bunch of retards with mutated genes.
ussjc, to your proposed “communes,” add free pot, free porn and free food, but leave out toilets, garbage collection and medical facilities. They’ll breed themselves into oblivion and choke on their own sh!t while dying of the plague.
ussjc, to your proposed “communes,” add free pot, free pron and free food, but leave out toilets, garbage collection and medical facilities. They’ll breed themselves into oblivion and choke on their own sh!t while dying of the plague.
Does this mean the left will rethink their abortion position? Or the right for that matter……
Ithink the democrats already have a cure for it, and they are busy implementing it as we speak. It’s called abortion.
Wow, so there is a gay gene.
Hey gimme dat. Dat dope-a mine!
Will dopamine be what the military extracts in Avatar 2?
Idology is genetic?
How does ideology change, then?
D R D 4? I would have suspected the I D 10 T gene to be the liberal one.
Next up, a $billion grant to create a test for midi-chlorians .