Last month, the president phoned Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick. According to the White House, the president praised the Eagles for giving Vick a second chance. Our sources say that the president also asked for some advice. And that he called to thank Vick after he returned from vacation.
Mike! It’s Barack…
Barack. Barack Obama. The president. Of the United States. Of America.
Yeah! Hi! How’s it going?
Getting ready for the what? Playoffs? What’s that?
Really? Huh. Never heard of it.
Anyhoo… I just wanted to call and thank you for the advice. Yeah, it’s working. Poll numbers are up.
No, not much. But it’s a start. You know how that is.
Yeah, I’m doing the whole makeover thing.
Yeah, I’m doing the whole package. I mean it worked for you. You’ve got that whole “play offs” thing going. That’s a good thing, right?
Yeah, well, again, I just wanted to say thanks.
Someone’s coming. I gotta run. Okay, bye.
Barack! Where’s Bo?
That visage is not how I wanted to start this day.
…and any Vick reference that doesn’t include numerous references to his being a heartless is unwelcome.
Dot the Pit Bull does NOT approve. 😛
Aw…dangit. Foiled by xhtml again.
heartless should have had a little “insert curse word here” thingy but I flubbed it. Sorry. It’s my Monday.
“Well, Mike, I was kinda hoping that I could skip the whole jail…paying the price thing.”
I hope one of these coaches says, “hey I’m busy coaching my team right now, trying to do my job so that my team can be successful and win a Super Bowl. Don’t you have anything important to do?”
It’s clearly time for the President to lose his phone privileges for a while until he learns what the Presidents phone is really for.
Another great example for black youth from our great imperial leader…those who do great things and lead a good life get higher taxes, those that torture dogs get an “Way to go” from the boy president.
That pic of Michelle-My-Belle looks hauntingly like that of the Salt Sucking Beast from the first Star Trek series…y’know, the one that Bones McCoy falls for? Find a jpeg of that and do a side-by-side and prepare to be scared.