Make the World a Better Place

I’ve seen this picture here and there, and you would THINK there’s a great caption out there for it, but no one seems to be able to find it:

The best the Puppy Blender could come up with was “Serious government officials for serious times.”

Which pretty much sucks.

So I’m gonna ante up with this:

New York Times: “Surfboards Hunted to Near Extinction to Create Hideous Wardrobe for FLOTUS”

Your turn. Call? Raise? Fold?