You may have seen this:

Or even heard the story of how this poster is showing up in the streets of San Francisco.

The left thinks they’ve found the answer to this:

Nope, sorry. Lacks brevity and elegance. I guarantee that even after staring at their Palin poster for 30 seconds and reading it half a dozen times, no one will remember what it said.

Not that I expect much from the clown who created it. Here’s another one of his crap “art” pieces:

The text, for those who can’t read his bitter, childish scrawl, begins:

You’re big.
You’re dumb.
You’re white.
You drink beer and watch the NFL because it mirrors your approach to conflict.
You over-consume and under achieve.
You think you are this nation.
You think you are the heir to this nation.
You have traded our legacy for mitigated fear and complacency.
You distrust intellectuals and aspire to stagnation.
You rent spaces to store things you never needed.

There’s a lot more, but it’s boring and pedantic. Besides, you get the idea. The “artist” is a brutish, petulant child with a mouthful of gimme, whose sad efforts at creation consist largely of defacing things that others consider good and beautiful. A rebel without a sense of taste or decency.

Anyway, because I’m smarter than him, I’m going to create the viral leftist Palin poster that he didn’t the have brains to make:

A memorable, brief, and pointed statement of what the left believes Sarah stands for. Startling for its stark contrast between the darkness of the word, and the angelic whiteness of its letters, the ugliness of the concept, and the conformity of its subject to accepted societal norms of beauty.

I think it’s pretentious enough to suit their needs.

So why am I helping out the liberals like this?

So I can make fun of them later by posting this parody:

According to the U.N. weather agency — which we can only guess is filled with scientists… probably ones that hate Jews — 2010 tied for Warmest. Year. Ever. It was almost one whole degree Fahrenheit higher than the average. So like if it should have been 65 degrees out, it was instead 66. This will kill all life on earth starting with baby polar bears.

So what do we do? We all need to live in huts and stuff like it’s medieval times. The world will be made up of loosely knit together states run by warlords who will conquer their enemies and make sure we’re not using the wrong light bulbs. And anyone who tries to drive a car will be burned as a witch. This will keep carbon from getting into the air. Instead, it will stay on the ground and we’ll be able to gather it up and fire it into space so it never bothers us again. Then we continue riding horses and hunting with spears until the temperature gets back down to 65.

Sounds like a plan.

Hawaii governor says he has proof Obama was born in Hawaii — he just can produce that proof. I’m sure this will be seized on by the usual suspects who have been constantly e-mailing me for years now of every new bit of news on Obama’s birth certificate. While we conservatives are busy in huge battles about Obamacare and the debt, it’s nice to get a breathless e-mail about how if you parse a statement someone made twenty years go a certain, it kinda sounds like they’re saying Obama was born in Kenya.

Yeah, I never got the obsession with this stuff. In the least, we’re pretty sure Obama was born on earth and he seems to speak English pretty well… as long as it’s written down for him phonetically. Then again, in some proof of his foreignness, he does run away screaming from the sight of an apple pie. But in his defense, he runs away screaming from lots of things.