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  1. Atheists are like canadians without the lisp.

    nbc thinks “gun” metaphors should be banned. I think some wad is just shooting his mouth off. The idiot just went off half cocked. If they pull the trigger on that one isn’t it censorship? What are they aiming to do?

  2. “So Loughner was an atheist; anyone try blaming atheists for this yet?”

    Eventually somebody will. Just like some liberal will blame global warming or Sarah Palin or George W Bush. That’s one of the fun things about liberals, you never know who they’re going to blame for something.

    Did you know the meteor strike that wiped out the dinosaurs was George W Bush’s fault?

  3. How can you blame an Atheist for anything? They don’t believe in anything? Nay, I say he should walk because he didn’t violate any of his personal beliefs and therefore he probably feels pretty good about himself and isn’t that what we have become as a people? Our schools have been teaching it for years! 2+2=5 “That’s correct Willow-Beam, you should feel very proud of yourself for your working hard on that answer”…

  4. Of course you can’t blame atheism for what he did. They will blame the atheist-denying tea-partiers who cling to their guns, religion, and constitution! All that hate-speech about the existence of God and His love and whatnot was bound to drive a true non-believer to the logical course of violence against democrats through evil gun ownership.

  5. Eventually somebody will. Just like some liberal will blame global warming or Sarah Palin or George W Bush. That’s one of the fun things about liberals, you never know who they’re going to blame for something.

    Wha-wha-wait a minute. They won’t blame athiests. Liberals have a fondness for atheism. They’ll blame those fundamental Christians who would like to see the Ten Commandments in their local courthouse. Their fanaticism obviously drove Herr Loughner over the edge of sanity.

  6. “Preordered the Nintendo 3DS. With my luck, I’ll get an eye poked out the day before it arrives.”

    Why, when I was a boy we had all kinds of 3D games…like tag. You played those games with real humans, not phony online avatars, and the grass and trees were so completely 3-dimensional that you could literally reach out and touch them. When you were running, it was like you were really running. And, for whatever reason, at the end of the game you weren’t fat and covered with zits, and you had plenty of friends. But, thank God technology and the Japanese have brought us a better new version of that.

  7. “They won’t blame athiests. Liberals have a fondness for atheism. They’ll blame those fundamental Christians who would like to see the Ten Commandments in their local courthouse. Their fanaticism obviously drove Herr Loughner over the edge of sanity.”

    You may have a point there, libs do like atheists a lot. They like ’em a lot more than they like Christians, that’s for sure.

  8. I’m waiting for the remake of “A Christmas Story”…

    Ralphie: Flick said he saw some Koopa Troopas down at Pulaski’s candy store.

    Adult Ralphie: They looked at me like I had lobsters crawling out my ears.

    Mrs. Parker: What do you want for Christmas, Ralphie?

    Ralphie: I want a Nintendo 3DS.

    Mrs. Parker: No, you’ll shoot your eye out.

  9. Son of Bob – Me too! We played actual big boy baseball, basketball and football! You could even take one in the nads or get a good ole’ fashion bloody nose! What you couldn’t do was turn into a fat, smelly, zit covered, coke bottle thick glasses wearing super nerd who has calluses on his thumbs 1/2 inch thick from moving his joy stick around! He probably also has some anal discomfort from numerous wedgies and has spent quite a bit of time cleaning the sides of the toilet bowl with his hair!

  10. Frank don’t you know that the 3D DS is dangerous to have around a child who has developing eyes. Better send it to me for a few years just to be safe. Just to be extra extra safe, you can also send me anything in your home that is sharp, pointy, makes loud banging noises, or is lots of fun, so that your home can be safe for Princess Buttercup. I know that that is a very dangerous thing I am volunteering for, but I care about you, and am willing to take the risk of having all of your stuff. Obama told me it is the mark of true compassion to care about someone that way.

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