Today we say goodbye to Alan Grayson, as the finalizing of him being kicked out of office is now complete. He was the dumbest, loudest liberal and a hero to the nutroots because they are also dumb and loud and lack social skills to understand how to conduct around fellow human beings. I doubt it’s the last we’ll see of Grayson, though, as he’ll probably write profanity filled rants in the comments section of numerous right-wing blogs — maybe even this one — as that kind of just seemed like his personality.

Anyway, the lesson of Grayson is that liberals need to hide their true nature at all times. If they ever let it leak how arrogant, dense, and unlikable they are, they get booted from office right away. Still, if you ever wondered what it would be like if a random commenter from the HuffPo were put in office, now we know.

Erza Klein has the left’s new excuse why they ignore the Constitution: It’s old and confusing.

One mistake of the Founding Fathers made is not realizing exactly how hard some people would work to be dense and stupid. They thought they had a simple document that outlined things in a simple manned, but that doesn’t stop people from pretending its confusing and nuanced.

FOUNDING FATHERS: “Two plus two equals four. That should be pretty clear.”

LIBERAL: “Oh, that’s so vague. Two and two of what? You can’t even really tell what it means. We’ll need some judges that went to Ivy League schools to really interpret that to the times.”

FOUNDING FATHERS: “Musket to the junk!”

But the Founding Fathers aren’t here anymore to defend their ideals with muskets, so the silliness just goes on and on. Like look how long it took for the Supreme Court to recognize an individual right to bear arms. It was obvious to normal people since the only enforceable part of the 2nd Amendment is “the right to bear arms shall not be infringed”, but to exceptionally stupid the 2nd Amendment is nothing but a confusing statement about militias. And these people who can’t see a right to bear arms when it’s standing right in front of them are the same ones who say the Constitution obviously supports gay marriage. This is why we need to keep the left away from anything that involves enforcing and interpreting the Constitution, i.e., government.

I think a big part of the left’s density when it comes to Constitutional issues is they know what it means but want to change it and know passing amendments is too hard, and they think what they have is too important to wait for some movement to add an amendment. Sorry, but if you think there is some injustice to the Constitution or it leaves something out, you pass an amendment. That’s how slavery was ended. Is whatever piddly-dink social issue you have more important than slavery?

Today starts the new Republican majority in the House. I thought I’d give them some advice to help start them out. Hopefully they’ll listen, or they can ignore me and suck.

* Try to start out dramatically, such as smashing through the wall of the capitol building in a tank and jumping out and beating up all the Democrats. That would really set the tone.

* Never look directly at Nancy Pelosi. Instead, try to look at her reflection in your shield or something.

* Some people will act like they’re your friends and tell you how great it would be to spend lots of taxpayer money. These people are not your friends; set them on fire.

* Don’t use the community refrigerator. It doesn’t matter how clearly you label your lunch — Charlie Rangel will still eat it.

* There are rules making it illegal to punch Democrat congressmen in the face despite how legislatively helpful that would be. Just pretend you’re really clumsy with a fist bump.

* It will be enough for a while just blocking all the stupid things Obama wants to do, but eventually you’ll need to propose new legislation to inspire the American public like finally developing giant robots for our military. I mean, it’s 2011; shouldn’t war be dominated by giant robots by now?

* If you see something unconstitutional going on in Congress, sound an air horn and point at who’s perpetrating it while shouting, “Unconstitutional!” Eventually someone will come by and handle it.

* Instead of investigating individual Democrats for corruption, just pass legislation to send all Democrat congressmen to jail. How innocent could any of them be?

* If not sure what to do, try to think of the Founding Fathers and do what they would do. For that, it helps to have a musket handy.

What’s your advice for the incoming GOP?