Today we say goodbye to Alan Grayson, as the finalizing of him being kicked out of office is now complete. He was the dumbest, loudest liberal and a hero to the nutroots because they are also dumb and loud and lack social skills to understand how to conduct around fellow human beings. I doubt it’s the last we’ll see of Grayson, though, as he’ll probably write profanity filled rants in the comments section of numerous right-wing blogs — maybe even this one — as that kind of just seemed like his personality.
Anyway, the lesson of Grayson is that liberals need to hide their true nature at all times. If they ever let it leak how arrogant, dense, and unlikable they are, they get booted from office right away. Still, if you ever wondered what it would be like if a random commenter from the HuffPo were put in office, now we know.
And he’ll likely be offered a “Feature Writer” job at HuffPo.
Grayson can go back to chasing ambulances around Florida. Most congress critters find a cushy job as a lobbist of corporate board member when they leave office. But Grayson always acted like such a jerk I can’t imagine anyone in business wanting to be associated with him in any way.
Let’s remember: He came from a completely Gerrymandered district.
Let’s also remember: It was Gerrymandered for a Democrat win. How repugnant do you have to be to lose in a district like that? I hope they up his medication.
Look for him to host his own daily talk show on either MSNBC or CNN soon.
Grayson vs O’Donnell
Prime Time.
Let internet commenters submit comments for the news crawl and I’ll watch.
Dear Grayson,
I would never tell a soldier to spit on you. You don’t deserve his spit.
“Still, if you ever wondered what it would be like if a random commenter from the HuffPo were put in office, now we know.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ROFLOL!
Does anyone know what the actual purpose of the overly vile attacks are?
It seems to be intentional. The Progs go out of their way to be as guttural as possible. I’m not sure which part of the Alinsky strategy that is but it doesn’t seem particularly effective. Which I’m ok with but I just don’t get the purpose.
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye!
Also, let us not forget to have a moment of remembrance for Nancy Pelosi. Who, due to her reduction in rank, will no longer be flying home to California on her special tax payer provided private jet. Yes, poor Nancy will now be flying with the common peasantry…or maybe she can hitchhike home.
Don’t worry, zzyzx, Nancy will go back to her broom.
Grayson on the IMAO podcast:
Grayson: I’m Alan Grayson. You suck.
Frank: POW !!!!
Grayson, Ouch, my nose.
i predict, and i am not joking…. msnbc regular. maybe working his way up to host of a show.
Maybe Haliburton is hiring? I wanted to do a lots of caplocks and Bu$ hizler type comment/ode to say goodbye to him but if figured it would get moderated and my genius would be wasted.
Sometime back on here I tried to say nice things about him, ill redo that list from memory
-at least he understands that leftwing and rightwing ideologies are not capable of co-existing under the same government. (unless we went for federalism, and everyone seems more interested in keeping the culture war escalating)
-He has the same beliefs as Obama but the balls to openly fight for them and unlike Biden the integrity to believe in something not named “Joe Biden.”
-Anyone who has spent time around far lefties on a campus or political message board etc.. knows what the lefty movement is really like: nanny state, eco-puritan, anti-conservative, anti-American cultural crusaders. Anyway I found it refreshing to finally have one just be honest about it while on TV. Unlike this guy who is what Americans always see.
http://hotair.com/archives/2011/01/02/kaine-obama-too-busy-with-obamacare-to-deal-with-job-creation/
Imagine if Edwards had won? Grayson would have been a light weight. Remember these little gems from elections past?
http://townhall.com/columnists/MaryKatharineHam/2007/02/09/vote_for_edwards,_godbag_christofascists!/page/full/
Future career opportunities for Alan “The Power Of” Grayson:
– Bad guy in the WWF.
– Microsoft Technical Support
– “Bull” guard at a federal prison a la “The Shawshank Redemption”
– Primetime soundtrack profanity beep tester.
– A perfect bad example used to teach civilized behavior.
– Sterno bum.
– Prison punk.
– Stand-in for Goofus
I think Aaron Wrothing may be right on this. I can see this bum co-hosting with Mr. Ed (the liberal horses ass) or the constantly smirking Rachel Maddow ala Spitzer and Parker.
I heard this today and immediately thought of Alan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv8SSGYIxTI&feature=related
He was also a poster at Democratic Underground. As himself. They LOVED him there.