lolterizt! Part 123

This week terrorists, next week That One. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


From me (Harvey):

From Me (Harvey):

From Hart of That Hero:

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From me (Harvey):

From Matt:

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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Arik:

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From J:

From Larsinkima:

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From Matt:

From Me (Harvey):

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From Turtle:

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NOTE: PLEASE NOMINATE YOUR CHOICE FOR “MOST OBSCURE REFERENCE AWARD” IN THE COMMENTS

I’m kinda torn between:

Arik’s “Al Capone’s Vault”

Larsinkima’s “Pet Rock”

Turtles’s “Morph Ball”


This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:


PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Brian of Snapped Shot‘s magnificent EvilFeed – the world’s best source for ripe-for-captioning terrorist photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Is Obama a Dark Wizard?

So 35% of people — and 56% of Democrats — think Palin’s map had something to do with the Tuscon shooting. This is just as dumb as any birther nonsense but don’t expect it to get much press. Still, I always wonder with these polls where you have a significant number of people say Obama is a Muslim or half of Democrats say they think Bush was behind or knew about 9/11 is how many people just pick what they consider the negative response when polled on a politician they don’t like. We really need someone to poll something like, “The goal of Palin is to murder everybody and eat their faces. Yes/no?” and “Obama is a dark wizard. Yes/no?” to see how much is just pure politics and not real belief.

Then again, Obama being an evil wizard would explain a lot…

What Is an Assault Weapon?

There’s talk again about reviving the assault weapon ban. Of course, what gun banners consider an assault weapon is pretty different from the traditional definition. In fact, it seems pretty obvious that the people who came up with the assault weapons ban don’t know much about guns.

Basically, in the assault weapons ban, a gun is an “assault weapon” if it has two or more of these attributes:

* Looks cool or has a cool name.

* Fires a bullet every time the trigger is pulled instead of every other time.

* Can blow someone’s head clean off with a single shot.

* Has a shoulder strap of some sort that could be used to strangle someone.

* Makes loud noise.

* Has a non-Nerf rifle butt that would hurt if you hit someone with it.

* Fires armor penetrating hollow points.

* Isn’t loud enough.

* Makes those red dots appear on people you’re going to shoot.

* Uses a special bullet clip.

* Uses scary sounding things like “full-metal jacket” or “black powder”.

* It can shoot through schools.

* It’s secretly Megatron in disguise.

Violent Acts

Some are not liking the name of the GOP’s bill for repealing Obamacare – the Repealing the Job-Killing Health Care Law Act. They think it’s too offensive or something. I don’t get that, as it’s only offensive at people who like Obamacare and those people stupid. Still, I think some of the alternative names may be a little over the line.

ALTERNATE NAMES FOR REPEALING THE JOB-KILLING HEALTH CARE LAW ACT

* Slowly Strangle Obamacare Until You See Its Desperate Last Breath and Laugh Act

* Beat Up Liberal Politicians and Step on Their Necks and Also Repeal the Health Care Law Act

* Pretend Obamacare Is a Politician and Assassinate It Act

* Repealing the Job-Molesting Health Care Law Act

* Set Fire to Obamacare and Let It Run Around Screaming While Liberals Are Unable to Help It Act

* Shoot Down Obamacare in Cold Blood and Then Plant a Gun on It and Say We Saw It Threatening Jobs Act

* Put Obamacare in Some Elaborate Death Trap Like from the Movie Saw and Film It as It Dies Act

* Repealing the Health Care Law Democrats Passed Because They Hate America and Are Worse Than Terrorists Act

Random Thoughts

Since it’s MLK Day, I’m going to not be racist today. But at midnight… watch out!

So I’m still trying to figure out the new RNC Chair’s ethnicity from his name. Romulan?

I hate it when Buttercup gets the hiccups because it’s harder to scare a baby than you’d think.

Political cartoon idea: Guy watches as a maniac shoots people and remarks, “This reminds of a good joke about Palin.”