Some are not liking the name of the GOP’s bill for repealing Obamacare – the Repealing the Job-Killing Health Care Law Act. They think it’s too offensive or something. I don’t get that, as it’s only offensive at people who like Obamacare and those people stupid. Still, I think some of the alternative names may be a little over the line.
ALTERNATE NAMES FOR REPEALING THE JOB-KILLING HEALTH CARE LAW ACT
* Slowly Strangle Obamacare Until You See Its Desperate Last Breath and Laugh Act
* Beat Up Liberal Politicians and Step on Their Necks and Also Repeal the Health Care Law Act
* Pretend Obamacare Is a Politician and Assassinate It Act
* Repealing the Job-Molesting Health Care Law Act
* Set Fire to Obamacare and Let It Run Around Screaming While Liberals Are Unable to Help It Act
* Shoot Down Obamacare in Cold Blood and Then Plant a Gun on It and Say We Saw It Threatening Jobs Act
* Put Obamacare in Some Elaborate Death Trap Like from the Movie Saw and Film It as It Dies Act
* Repealing the Health Care Law Democrats Passed Because They Hate America and Are Worse Than Terrorists Act
GOP Death Panel for Obamacare Act.
Or, we can just play their game:
Prevent Violence on Puppies and Kittens Act
Cure AIDS Act
Raise Taxes on the Rich Act
Make Abortion Legal, Safe, and Rare Act
Political Equity in Talk Radio Act
Civility in Political Discourse Act
I would like them to put it as a rider on the “Let’s Punch Hippies Act”, then anybody voting against it will be tarred as being against punching hippies.
Then everybody would have to vote for it except for parts of CA, MI and NY.
Blood Libel Act!
Sarah Palin Act!
Rush Limbaugh Act!
Sarah Palin & Rush Limbaugh Act!
Ronald Reagan, Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh Omnibus Act!
The Abandon Communism Act
The Death to Collectivism Act
The Rule of Sanity Act
The Repeal Obamacare Or Else You’re Gay, Unless You Are Gay, In Which Case You’re Straight Act
The Bloodthirsty Slaughter and Brutal Desecration of Insane Liberal Pipe Dreams Act
A lot of those titles will hit some government supercomputer at the NSA that tracks these words.
Assassinate being just one of them, in proximity to the current President’s name.
Be careful and Good Luck. 😀
* Make ObamaCare suffer a disaster of Irish Potato Famine proportions Act
* Shoot Pelosi in the face act
“That’s not a bill, this is a bill” Act
Correction: That was meant to say Shoot Pelosi’s ego in the face Act. I apologize.
* Individual Healthcare Empowerment Act
* Health Insurance Reform Act (We let the Dem’s change “health insurance” to “health care” in during the Billary years.)
* Punch Harry Reid in the Nose Act
* Poke Democrats with a Stick Act
* We’re Making a Bill and You Can’t Stop Us Act
* Obama Is a Wise and Intelligent President Act (Veto-proof. No?)
*Stop whining that you can’t afford insurance while you pay for a data plan and an iPhone every month Bill
*Stop whining that you can’t afford insurance while you get manicures, pedicures, and wear designer shades Bill
*The Tea Party will come and commit racist hate crimes against you if you don’t repeal it Bill
*The let’s make Nancy Pelosi scream like a banshee Bill
*The Kill the Bill and put a stake through its heart and a garlic necklace around its neck Bill
The Throw Obamacare Under The Bus Act and While You’re At It, Throw the Democrat Senate Under There, Too, And Also The President, While Renaming The Bus “The ObamaBus OmniBus Act” And For God Sakes, Drive It Off A Cliff… ACT.
But first, drive that bus back and forth while gunning the engine and spinning the wheels – like in Deathrace 2000.
The “We want to punch hippies to death, not panel them to death act”
The no-more-unconstitutional-commie-garbage act
The “hey obummer, up yours” act
The “lets-put-dingy-harry-reid-in-the-mexicannon-along-with-his-no-health-care-bill-and-shoot-them-into-the-sun” act
Honestly, they should just call it the “Listening to the voters for once act.”
They should call it the “I went into the bathroom and took a giant Obamacare, and after wiping my butt I now feel much better act”!
The Send Obamacare to the Moon and then Nuke It It’s the Only Way to Be Sure Act
Set Fire to Obamacare and Let It Run Around Screaming While Liberals Are Unable to Help It Act
now I too have learned how foolish it is to try to eat or drink anything while reading this blog. You need a warning label here, Frank!!!!!! Something along the lines of “caution, extreme humor may cause things to spew out your nose. Do not try to eat or drink while reading.”
The We Control the Purse Strings so Every Time You Veto This Bill We’ll Cut Executive Branch Spending by 20% Until You and All Your Czars Have to Scrounge for Your Next Meal Behind the Nearest Safe-Ways Store Bill
or in other words
The Cuius Testiculos Habes, Habeas Cardia et Cerebellum Bill.
(if you have their ***** in your grip, their hearts and minds will follow)
The AMERICAN HEALTHCARE ENHANCEMENT ACT. Well, getting rid of it would enhance American healthcare would it not?
The Beat the F*ck Out of the Let’s Tax the Sh*t Out of Everybody and Then Force Everyone to Buy Health Insurance Act
The Obamacare Shot First act.