I’ve seen this picture here and there, and you would THINK there’s a great caption out there for it, but no one seems to be able to find it:
The best the Puppy Blender could come up with was “Serious government officials for serious times.”
Which pretty much sucks.
So I’m gonna ante up with this:
New York Times: “Surfboards Hunted to Near Extinction to Create Hideous Wardrobe for FLOTUS”
Your turn. Call? Raise? Fold?
More like, “Your tax dollars at work”
PS – As the mainstream media launches into overdrive trying to blame the Tea Party for Congresswoman Giffords’ shooting, the shooter’s Facebook page states that his favorite books are “Mein Kampf” and “The Communist Manifesto”…so, he’s a flaming liberal, not one of us.
Okay, these government perks are just getting ridiculous.
Oh, and to correct my previous comment, the freak who shot the Governor made his statements and listed his favorite books on his “MySpace” page, not Facebook…further proving how out of touch with the rest of the world he is.
Thanks for the info bob. I hadn’t seen that, or heard it, in any news reports. I looked it up, and ABC news is reporting that now. So sad for those families. So incredibly sad.
Dangit! I wish he hadn’t lowered the oceans yet!
“Hey, when they’re surfing, they can’t get up to other mischief…”
New product for America’s newly minted poor after Obama’s taxes kick in: CERFBOARDS. Only problem no one will be able to afford one. Solution: Disposable cardboard copies.
After the war, Colonel Kilgore got a job as a United States Secret Service Agent.
Embarrassed Secret Service personnel, whose job it is to carry the Obama’s surfboards. (Whose code names are Surfboard One and Surfboard Two.) A caption might be, “We left McDonald’s for this?”
“In their attempt to blend in with the local population during the President’s recent Hawaiian vacation, these brave agents of the United States Secret Service . . .”
Man the crap was deep in there.
New Movie: Surfin’ Suits
Shades: “Time to go pick up Annett and Animal. We’re dueling Eric von Zipper the Third and his motorcycle gang the RATZ and meeting up at the Shimmy Shack for a party after. Capt’n Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters are going to raise the roof. We going to a smokin’ hot time. “
Is it racist to say you want to hang ten with the first black President?
Drudge: “Barack Forgets Surfboard: Sends Air Force One”
Just to be on the plane that’s hijacking this thread, I looked for that article at ABC news, but the only one I could find is about Palin’s role in the shooting, “Palin’s Now in ‘Crosshairs’ of Giffords Debate.” Their news source? The founder of Facebook.
New York Times: “Surfboards Hunted to Near Extinction to Create Hideous Wardrobe for FLOTUS” While this is a viable headline for the NYT it would only be used if the president were a Republican.
Col. Kilgore circa 2011: “Charlie DOES surf!”
@cknight I dunno. Which 10 did you have in mind ?
Apocalypse Now – “Charlie don’t surf!”
the president can’t sleep on-board Air Force One without his ear-plugs.
Delivering VP Biden’s transportation to Hawaii.
After Republican tidal wave Obama realizes he needs to learn how to surf.
After the midterms, President Obama had these two boards presented to him by the First Lady. She stuffed them up his ass and they have now been removed!
SS1: “Deep Cover, he said.”
SS2: “Oh. We’re more inconspicuous now?”
SS1: “Well, he was born here, after all.”
SS2: “Oh, yes. You’re right. I keep forgetting that.”
SS1: “You crack me up. Look, see this grin? I’m die’n over here!”
Short version:
Deep cover. UR doing it rong.
After failing to terminate Neo, Agents Smith and Jones head off for some “Me Time”.
Duh, they’re going out to guard the POTUS from all those Jewish sharks.
So Jim, Do you think he will make me get my goochies wet?
“so then I said, But Mr President, I am SURE a board meeting is a meeting with the CEO, the CFO, and other business executives. Then he says “Shut up, shut up, and go find me a Hawaiian Tropic towel and shades.”
First stop on the Endless Summer of Recovery Tour.
“Surfboards confiscated for looking vaguely like explosions. America now safe”
Surfin’ USA!