Apparently there are halal KFCs in Australia, and someone asked for bacon there and… it did not go well. I’m glad that hasn’t happened so far when I asked for bacon on my 5 Guys burger. I mean, what if asking for bacon becomes a hate crime? That would be bad because bacon is all about love.
That gets me to thinking: What are ads for Beggin’ Strips like in Muslim countries since they hate both bacon and dogs? I guess in the ad the dog is sniffing around yelling, “It’s bacon!” but then comes to a Muslim holding the bag who says, “It’s not really bacon. I tricked you, infidel!” And then the dog gets strangled.
My secret plan for Peace in the middle east is “Bacon for Jesus” booths. What franks says is true, Bacon IS all about love.
“halal KFCs” – how’s that workin’ out for ya, Colonel? Not so good it seems.
People wouldn’t have such a problem if they would simply learn how to cook burgers and french fries at home. My friends, food has always been better that way.
All airport security should not involve screening or searches. Simply require each passenger to pet a dog and eat a piece of bacon prior to boarding.
So, where exactly are you getting your Five Gays burgers?
I guess the sausage gravy biscuit is off the menu too. .
or that one that is fried chicken for the bun, cheese and bacon in the middle.
Since they hate the Jews you probably can’t get an egg and cheese bagel sandwich either.
Whats the point of eating if its going to be Kentucky Fried Goat.
Can’t they have turkey bacon? I’m such a dirty infidel.
Turkey bacon? Now that’s a real sin!
Turkey what?!! Send him to bed without supper.
If you are not a terrorist, and you go into a terrorist establishment like kfc, you get the fake bacon you deserve.
lalalalalala ieeeee “BOOM”
Halal fast food. For the suicide bomber who’s running a bit behind schedule.
Are there any halal Burger Kings in the down under land? Is their motto “Have It
YourOur Way”?Dhimmitude is a neologism denoting an attitude of concession, surrender and appeasement towards Islamic demands. It is derived by adding the productive suffix -tude to the Arabic language adjective dhimmi. The problem with these uppity Australians is they just don’t know their place, they haven’t gotten their minds right. They’ll soon lose their perverted desire for bacon once they willingly accept their new social status…being a dhimmi in their own country.
I see that the middle letter doeasn’t stand for “Fried”
at halal “KFC”.
“Kick your F-ing Cranium.”
I would have guessed that F stood for Foster’s in Australia.
Why does this story make me ponder upon weaponzing bacon?
Another business that will have to get along without my money. As things are going I will be able to save quite a bit of money this year due in no small part to the store and products I no longer support, the people I will no longer watch on TV or in the movies and the places I will no longer go (as I have no intention of ever flying on an airplane ever again).
Sharia law in my community. Over my dead, bloated, lifeless, stinking corpse.
Seriously.
Burmashave,
I can easily imagine an American F-35 launching a Bacon Anti-Shipping Missile and vaporizing an Iranian or Syrian patrol craft.
KFC is a franchise. If a franchisee runs a halal restaurant, then of course they don’t serve bacon. If you walk into a restaurant which advertises that they are halal, and you ask for bacon then you are a fing moron. If you then try, without his consent, to film the response of the employee when he explains that no, they don’t have any bacon, then you deserve to get the shit kicked out of you, because you’re an egregiously rude fing moron.
Islam is a fundamentally evil religion, but this has nothing to do with Islam or sharia or anything of the sort. This has to do with a privately-owned restaurant being able to serve the food it wants to serve – and private individuals being free to choose to eat there or not depending on their personal preferences. You know – the sort of thing those of us in the West are supposed to be defending.
This one was a low point in Frank J’s normally extremely intelligent sophomoric humorous commentary. And DamnCat is the only commenter who showed any kind of intelligence. Well said. Though I would have to point out that the meaning of the word “bacon” already implies the source animal, so “turkey bacon” is an oxymoron unless there has been some really freaky stuff going on in the farmyard…
Looks like Science! is working on safety armor to protect our troops from any bacon-0-phobes on the battlefield
or the Australian halal KFC.
#17 – Terry-Jim,
that would be the perfect fabric for Lady Gaga’s next award show gown.
DamnCat called it…bacon should come from a PIG! End of story.
#17 – Terry-Jim:
Bacon World, wow! This is a fine country.
Crispy bacon is burnt bacon and that is a class 3 felony. The only use for it is bacon bits on salad.
Eating salad is a crime against
humanitymy taste buds.It’s punishable by death at the kitchen sink.
@17 ChevalierdeJohnstone,
So, now we’re supposed to check when we walk into a KFC, McDonalds, Burger King, etc., whether or not they’re run by Arabs before asking for food fixed the way we like it? I don’t think so. There’s no reason why that Muslim maggot couldn’t have politely explained that they don’t serve bacon, is there? Carvel ice cream stores were (and may still be) kosher. I didn’t know that until I saw someone ask for whipped cream (which is apparently not kosher) on their sunday years ago. The worker in the store politely explained that they don’t serve whipped cream in Carvel…no one threw ignorant, hateful baby fits, yelled at the customer or slammed the cash register. I think the only thing I would have done differently than the guy who shot this video was to turn off the video camera, grab young Abdul by his scrawny neck and punch him in his stupid monkey face.