I’m okay with not having a litmus test as soon as we get rid of the RINOs.
New policy: Never speak bad of a fellow Republican, but murdering RINOs while they sleep still on the table.
Why do politicians not want a litmus test? They think they’re better than my hot tub?
To perform a Litmus Test on a RINO, a Conservative must pee on the RINO. If he/she turns pink, then it’s a RINO and must be done away with!
I think we need a blood test. Drag a liberal to the front of Congress and beat them bloody. If a “Republican” congress person say’s “Oh, that’s wrong!” or words to that effect we drop the commie and beat them instead.
Random thought: Marine! The Life of Chesty Puller is perhaps the best book I’ve ever read and certainly my favorite Christmas gift. While in Korea, Chesty meets the commander of the Turkish brigade:
Prescient he was, Marko.
And why are we testing for litmus anyway. Don’t we need to check for squishiness? A pointed stick might do.
I don’t recall the democrats apologizing for having a “litmus test” when they threw Joe Lieberman out of their party for not hating the troops enough…despite his voting for the dem agenda 99-percent of the time.
We should test Democrats also, they should be held underwater for 15 minutes, if they are alive when they come up then they were Communists, if they die then they are good Democrats and the water accepted them in peace and harmony…
If they don’t want a litmus test, you could always pour red cabbage juice on them. If it turns blue, they’re really Democrats.