I saw there was like a debate for RNC Chair, and, assuming the pay is good, I would like to suggest myself for the job.
I believe the ultimate goal of the RNC Chair should be the eradication of Democrats. They should be chased out of America and then hunted down in whatever country they hide in like Nazis. I will keep this in mind in everything I do.
The secondary purpose of the RNC Chair should be to dispose of RINOs. Right now that is handled noisily in public, but I will handle it quietly in the middle of the night and leave no evidence. Just one day, people will say, “Hey; where did the RINOs go?” And I will say, “Shut up; we don’t talk about them… unless you’re a RINO too and want to share their fate!”
The third purpose of the RNC Chair is to raise money. I don’t like begging, though, so I will get most of my money through heists like in Ocean’s Eleven. I won’t steal from Americans, though (that’s what Democrats do), so they will be international heists. So more like Ocean’s Twelve.
The fourth purpose of the RNC Chair is to settle intra-party disputes. This will be done with a thunderdome, the construction of which will begin immediately.
The fifth purpose of the RNC Chair is a secret and I won’t tell you. You can try guessing, but that might get you killed.
So vote for me for RNC Chair as I will keep focused on the true responsibilities of that position. We will have a mighty RNC that will crush our enemies and then find new enemies to also crush so we don’t get bored from lack of crushing.
Thank you.
I think that I could vote for you! But I am a little unsure as to your level of commitment to the cause….
How are we supposed to know if we want to vote for you if we dont know your gender, RACE, and class? Obviously we all have the same views and never ever question them so its really a question of the who is the biggest rich easy living pseudo victim that we can use to alienate others. Also, its traditional to mention which you are Actor, Professor, or Lawyer. If its more then one that is good to mention as it helps to bridge the gap.
One last piece of advice since you are new to campaigns dont use the term feminist it is sexist as it obviously discriminates and has a “chilling effect” on transgendered Americans. Also it doesn’t seem to get men worked up anymore, Why not? Don’t they know what those scissors around our necks at parties are for?
Or do elections work different on the right?
We’re talking original Danny Ocean and gang, correct (with some minor changes)? I humbly request that we replace Dean Martin with Sean Connery.
(in case the scissor refrence is lost on you here is a charming example from the party of tolerance)
http://www.rense.com/general63/dur.htm
Could we replace the thunderdome with an some kind of endurance race? Like – 2 people are chased by hungry dogs or bears or something until one of their hearts bursts. This way, we can both weed out the weak and feed our pets. It’ll save time and money as well as make for good pay per view ratings.
For those of you who don’t know, the fifth purpose is [ REDACTED ].
“The fifth purpose of the RNC Chair is a secret and I won’t tell you. You can try guessing, but that might get you killed.”
So, we have to vote for the RNC Chair so we can find out what’s in it?
Frank, based on your platform I’m pleased to throw my full support behind your candidacy for the RNC Chair. I’d like to be among the first to serve as a licensed liberal and RINO hunter. I’ll be enforcing Rule .308 firmly and frequently, yet fairly.
While the foreign heist idea sounds fun, I believe that charity begins at home. With that in mind the RNC should have a pack of goons go to the house of each liberal actor/actress/director/producer/studio mogul in Hollywood, knock on the door, tell the person that according to Barack Obama there comes a time when “you’ve made enough money” and we think that the time has come for that person.
Then punch them in the face, take their money, and flush their coke down the toilet.
As RNC Chair your first responsibility will be to eliminate the pretenders in the media like George Will and that Krauthammer! It must be messy and public without getting caught as to get other like minded RINO reporters to shut their yaps! If you pledge to do this, you are in!
Once in, you will be required to punch Speaker of the House Bohner in the balls. Just to let him know that you are the one that is now running things and all agenda items shall now come through the RNC!
I don’t believe we need a Rule .308. I’m thinking more along the lines of a Rule .50 to make certain of Change and Hope for the future!
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I’m all fer it.
Your first act should be to change the party’s symbol from an elephant to a bucket of tar and a bag of feathers suspended over a politician’s head.
Oh, as for pay….
It involves politicians, someone like you should be able to figure out how to get some Rinos to bribe you, then you have them arrested for giving you the bribe and in the excitement, nobody will notice you’ve kept the bribe!
Crush enimies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of the communists.
The third purpose of the RNC Chair is to raise money. I don’t like begging, though, so I will get most of my money from marxists at gunpoint.
Ftfy.
I still don’t see how running for RNC chair gets us any closer to nuking the moon. The RNC chair doesn’t even get his own nuclear arsenal, if you can believe that.
I Voted For FrankJ !!!
Could we televise some of the crushing though, TV pretty much sucks these days.
Where can I purchase Thunder Dome tickets at?
Now I’ll sit quietly and watch America improve.
#17: SHHHHHH(!!!) You’re getting too close to the fifth point and going to get us all killed!
They can make a movie, call it “Frank J. and the Night of the Long Knives.”
Personally, I’m for wasting them noisily in public. The pay-per-view rights alone would raise some serious capital.
Let Sarah Palin do it!
RNC chair(person) is supposed to raise money, promote candidates, and guide party policy, right?
Heck, she’s doing that already, and it’s not costing the GOP a dime!
Frankj can still do that #5 thing, if he wants to.
Ah, of course: you want to eradicate Democrats and hunt them down, but THEY’RE the Nazis. Totally makes sense. /sarcasm