Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new poll shows that a majority of voters think that Hillary Clinton…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new poll shows that a majority of voters think that Hillary Clinton…
…never had sex with that woman, Monica Lewinski…
…lives in a gingerbread house.
…has a lot of ‘splainin’ to do…
Is hiding all the sunglasses that “Rowdy” Riddie Piper stumbled across. Just to make sure no one else “can see”.
…will be the first woman president to get impeached.
Roddie, not Riddie
… gave Snow White a poisoned apple.
… should be ignored by the GOP until after she (it?) gets the Dem nomination, then should be hammered mercilessly until the election (and maybe afterwards, as well).
… should have a sewer named after her.
… should be the next Planned Parenthood poster child.
…would be a good choice for president because we could pay her 30% less…
. . . and Huma Abedin make a really sweet couple, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
A New Poll Shows That a Majority of Voters Think That Hillary Clinton…
will blackmail them if they don’t vote for her because she already knows about the affair they had with Bill, and she won’t hesitate to use it against them.
…really doesn’t deserve the Purple Heart for dodging sniper fire in Bosnia.
A new poll shows that a majority of voters think that Hillary Clinton… is joking.
At least they hope she is joking.
She’s not serious, is she?
OMG! She’s serious… WE”RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!
A new poll shows that a majority of voters think that Hillary Clinton…
…will not only sell out this country to anyone/everyone with enough zeros on the check, but will lie about it and dodge paying the taxes-while she spackles a smile on her face as she speaks about standing up for normal, middle class Americans who need to fight the out of touch millionaires.
A new poll shows that a majority of voters think that Hillary Clinton…
….would melt if you threw water on her.
A new poll shows that a majority of voters think that Hillary Clinton…can be sent back to the dark dimension where she came from by saying Notnilc Yrallih.
A new poll shows that a majority of voters think that Hillary Clinton…
…would let innocent Americans die rather than admit that Her Highness had made a mistake.
Would make a good stand in for Jabba the Hutt
A new poll shows that a majority of voters think that Hillary Clinton…
is death incarnate.
will rape their very souls.
is really quite pleasant once you get to know her.
should be President and has nothing to do with her knowing where they live.
must be kept apart from the one ring which rules them all.
a typical white she devil.
…all by herself has set back the ‘women’s movement’ over 1200 years.
…always looks over or under made-up because she can’t see her reflection in a mirror.
…is severely brain damaged. But that she would be an improvement over Obama.
…should be confined to a Federal prison for the remainder of her natural life.
A new poll shows that a majority of voters think that Hillary Clinton…would, out of fear of appearing weak and ineffective, overcompensate by putting guillotines along the southern border and utilizing nuclear weapons against Iran, Russia and ISIS.
Hee hee hee 🙂 Who wants cookies???
…is a reality-star-train-wreck in the making…
@22 – I do, I do!!!
Not me, #22, I quit cookies. Now, I eat broccoli, spinach and peas. Oh, and roast beef. And soon, POTATOES! Got any potato bread?
… is all about the has-beenjamins.
… is a political version of the creature from the movie “It Follows.”
… has made the media look like The Nightlies Who Say “Nominee.”
… was pretty freakin’ aptly described by the “Mr. Grinch” song, if you just substitute her name for “Mr. Grinch.”
… would get a lot of international respect as president. If money is a sign of respect.
… makes “The Buck Stops Here” sound cheap, tawdry, and accurate.
.. has the gravitas necessariy to run for president. Man, that gravitas has been doing a number on her.
.. DID suffer some kind of concussion, and WAS unable to testify about Benghazi . . . and that sums up her fitness to be president.
(libs say “Right On!” Conservatives don’t.)
… has gone more viable than Grumpy Cat.
No, I didn’t mean “viral.”
… merely absorbed that Chipolte lunch and will never expel it.
…is just a boob who has two boobs–which is no reason to make her President of the United States of America.
@28 Oppo:
I think she would have the sign on her desk read “The Buck$ Stop Here” {And they are all “charitable donations” to the Clinton Foundation}
…does have buzz, the buzz of a bottle fly hovering over the corpse of the Democrat Party.
…could permanently end the consumption of pork by posing naked, skewered over a BBQ pit.
…could suck a bowling ball through a garden hose with her eyeballs, much like she actually does with children’s souls.
…rubbed off some of her wrinkle sweat on a potato, but, who knows which otherwise lovely and delicious potato. You want fries with that vote?
A New Poll Shows That a Majority of Voters Think That Hillary Clinton…
… ain’t no ways tarred, but should be. And feathered.
…has the heart of a saint… every morning for breakfast.
…. is actually a hand puppet, with Bill wiggling the fingers.
… is a death eater