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Archive of entries posted on March 2015
Fitting the Crime
During a speech in Texas, Al Gore said we need to “punish climate change deniers”.
How about a special tax on deniers where the money goes to pay for Al Gore’s jet fuel.
For YOU Guys, Anyway
Link of the Day: Satire – Hillary Clinton Plans Private Presidential Library
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Hillary Clinton Plans Private Presidential Library
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Wisdom of the Day: Truck Week Employer Girl Lotto Naughty Good Iran Upside-Down Pallbearer Uncle Glock Parenting
Every truck is a food truck if you're a cannibal
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) March 27, 2015
precisely. what's the problem? pic.twitter.com/gFBhtL73JD
— sadvil (@crylenol) March 27, 2015
Meet the woman who's job was saved by mentioning that her tweets don't represent the views of her employer
— Salon (@Salondotcom) March 28, 2015
Girl, are you a girl? Because I like girls.
— Rainbow Brite (@Cool_Jesse) March 28, 2015
FUN PRANK:
1. DVR a lotto drawing
2. Buy your wife a ticket with the drawn numbers
3. Play back drawing & pretend it's live
4. Hire a lawyer
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) March 28, 2015
Oh, you like naughty girls?
*overwaters plant*
— Punkass Poison (@perchicoree) March 28, 2015
Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no
— Nice Hippo (@NicestHippo) March 28, 2015
Don't let a nuclear-armed Iran distract us from America's #1 threat – Indiana bakeries
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 29, 2015
Next book I write will have an upside down cover so whoever's reading it looks like an idiot.
— Jason Lastname (@JasonLastname) March 29, 2015
always the pallbearer never the corpse
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) March 29, 2015
We all have that ONE uncle who kills our dad and illegitimately assumes the kingship
— Ristolable (@Ristolable) March 29, 2015
ROBBER: gimme the $ or u get the glock
CASHIER: never
R: *pulls out glockenspiel and plays a moving piece*
C: *crying* take it. take it all
— very nice kyle (@hippieswordfish) March 30, 2015
Saying the same thing over and over again but expecting different results is called parenting.
— ShesAMatzaGenius (@ShesARealGenius) March 30, 2015
Certainty
John Kerry said that we know global warming is real just as certainly as we know “that gravity exists”.
Or at least as certainly as we know that the government pays for global warming studies.
Obama Warned Us – Wall Street
WATCH: The President highlights the progress made since he signed Wall Street reform into law five years ago. http://ofa.bo/g4Kc
“It made Elizabeth Warren shut up about being an Indian for a little while. That’s absolutely worth a few billion.”
Straight Line of the Day: The Head of NBC News Wants to Fix MSNBC’s Ratings Problem. His Plan…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The head of NBC News wants to fix MSNBC’s ratings problem. His plan…
Random Thoughts: Ted Kennedy, Religious Freedom, and The Daily Show
For good satire, you need to get to the heart of the issue. I just can’t fathom thinking so lightly on a topic to get the Borowitz take.
I don’t like attacking someone else attempting to do humor — as we all fail — but he’s like a parody of intellectual laziness.
Maybe it’s like an Andy Kaufman routine, though, and he’s more brilliant than us all.
If you ever don’t like a tweet of mine, please note that it’s possible that at some point in time I was hacked.
We need to stop Christians from forcing their beliefs on us about how we shouldn’t be forcing beliefs on them.
If you’re a Dem who can’t admit Ted Kennedy was an awful person, then it’s hypocritical to attack a Republican for absolutely anything.
Left don’t have a live and let live attitude. They feel there are people out there with wrong viewpoints, and they want gov to punish them.
“If you destroy religious freedom, we’ll all get cake.” #TheCakeIsALie
Once there was a civil rights movement that wasn’t primarily dishonest posturing. I read about it in a history book.
I hadn’t paid attention to The Daily Show since Craig Kilborne left. What’s going on?
Don’t get the problem. Does host of The Daily Show need to be bright or does he need to be able to read a teleprompter and make funny faces?
Beware the Populist
Democrat Senator Barbara Boxer said Republicans are only attacking Hillary as a panicky reaction to the fact that “she’s exciting the public”.
Guess Boxer thinks Republicans are afraid she might run on a platform of keeping the government out of your email.
Compare/Contrast
Needs More Shattering and Less Talking
They shatter 3 different disc at 3 different speeds, during the course of this video and they’re all worth watching, but I skipped over a lot of the talky-talk because they have irritating voices and dull comments. You can watch it however you’d like.
[CD Shattering at 170,000FPS! – The Slow Mo Guys] (Viewer #1,859,724)
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Link of the Day: 9 Modern Curses
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