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Hillary Clinton Plans Private Presidential Library
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… which uses a card-carrying catalog, and the Dewey-Defeats-Truman decimate system. Ask any fellow Lerner: there is no talking allowed.
The guards at the entrance to the Rodham Presidential Libraries sole duty will be to tell prospective visitors to …”Just move along, there’s nothing to see here.”