[High Praise! to Moonbattery]
“What a Government Shutdown Should Look Like”
Archive of entries posted on 5th March 2015
Frozen: The Really, Really Short Version
[Frozen as told by Emoji | Disney] (Viewer #351,113)
Note: if you haven’t actually seen the movie, this is not a substitute for that.
Run With the Trend
The Los Angeles Times has hired Jose Vargas, an openly illegal immigrant, to write for the paper.
Good choice. Next up: a new automotive advice column – Ask a Carjacker.
Beware the Hat-Wearing Buggy-Riders!
Link of the Day: Bird on Fire
[High Praise! to 4of7 of Little Worlds]
Also, your chance to play the “Guess the Activation Code” game, and win valuable prizes!*
*Prizes may not actually be valuable
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
In Some Circles, They Call Him “Tire Iron Eddie”
MSNBC’s Ed Schultz said Obamacare’s not that bad: “you just have to pay a little bit more, that’s all”.
Oh, I see – like when the mob shakes you down for protection money.
Obama Warned Us – Get Something Done
“Let’s roll up our sleeves, work together, and try to get something done.” —President Obama
“I’ll roll up my sleeves, you do the work.”
Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Announced His Next Executive Order Will Be…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama announced his next executive order will be…
If You Like Your Centrifuges…
It’s being reported that the US is offering to allow Iran to enrich uranium with 6,500 centrifuges as part of a nuclear deal.
Sounds great!… Wait, the centrifuges are hand-cranked, right?