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Archive of entries posted on 12th March 2015
Just Promise Me the GPS Won’t Use Apple Maps
Apple says it plans to start producing an electric car in 5 years.
Hope they don’t use the iPhone’s “shatters if you look at it crosseyed” glass in the windshield.
I Concur
Link of the Day: Winter At Valley Forge
(Submitted by Bad Science via According to Hoyt [High Praise!])
“If the world were just the US. If we didn’t have to factor on anything from outside, I’d still say “yeah, let it burn is an option.”
But is it?”
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He Has a Gift
A tree that President Obama planted as part of a photo-op in India has lost its leaves and looks dead.
Ah… same green thumb he used on the economy.
Obama Warned Us – Marching
Our march is not yet finished, but we’re getting closer. http://go.wh.gov/Selma-photos #Selma50 #MarchOn
“Never, never, never stop marching, no matter what the obstacle! #lemmings”
Straight Line of the Day: The Apple Watch’s Most Exciting Feature…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Apple Watch’s most exciting feature…
How to Be Funny
Want to learn how to be funny like me? Well, I boiled all the complexities of humor into 6 easy tips. If anyone doesn’t laugh at your new found humor abilities, it will be because of something wrong with them and not because of your jokes. That happens to me all the time.
So go read my tips and then test out your humor in the comments. I’m sure that won’t be awkward.
So… Is That a 5-Year Plan?
The United Nations’ top climate change official said the U.N.’s goal is to “intentionally transform the economic development model”
Yes, from one that works to one that doesn’t.