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Archive of entries posted on 3rd March 2015
Very Healthful
Democrat Congressman Earl Blumenauer has released a plan calling for “more research on the health effects of guns.”
Well, for starters, having one in the nightstand gives you a better night’s sleep than Ambien.
Whatever the Opposite of Obama Is
[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]
See Also: “You do your best to exterminate them, and then you leave, and you leave behind smoking ruins and crying widows.”
Link of the Day: I Thought I Knew Trek, But This List Surprised Me a Lot
[High Praise! to Mental Floss]
The Origins of 11 Famous Star Trek Lines
I notice that they don’t actually say anything about the origin of #7, which makes me sad, because I’m really curious about which scriptwriter mistakenly thought it was a good idea.
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Unclear on the Concept
On MSNBC, State Department Spokesperson Marie Harf said of the fight against ISIS, “we cannot win this war by killing them”.
Oddly, a phrase never used by anyone who’s ever won a war.
8 Frank Rules For How Not to Tweet
Because I love you all (in a extremely distant father sort of way), I’m now giving writing advice on PJ Media. This week, I’m telling you what not to do when Tweeting.
Enjoy!
BTW, did I mention I have a novel out?
Obama Warned Us – Just a Second
Watch: In the weekly address, President Obama highlights the country’s economic progress. http://ofa.bo/t2nw
“Don’t blink.”
Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Responded to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s Speech by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama responded to Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu’s speech by…
You’ve Been Judged!
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “President Obama Plans to Ban Bullets and Replace Them with…”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
Iran: Who’s Your Daddy? Obama: You’re My Daddy.
According to my man in State, the arms deal with Iran is going swimmingly. Here is some of the diplomatic give and take Obama will be making to sweeten the deal:
- A new PBS kids show: Mr. Ahmedinejad’s neighborhood
- Iran will officially blame Bush for their nuclear program
- Out of the radioactive ashes, Barack will be given Obamastan
- The Ayatollah gets to keep Kerry as his personal eunuch
- Free birth certificates and social security numbers for any Iranian who can get across the border
- Obama gets to declare the Middle East a nuclear weapon free zone, so Israel must give up their weapons
- The only droning allowed by Americans will be Barack’s speeches
- Iran will allow US sponsored Job Fairs into Tehran
- Obama has agreed to return America to its pre-1492 borders
- Hillary will be confined to a burka now and forevermore
Be a Woman of the People
Nancy Pelosi traveled with a congressional delegation to Cuba to mark an easing of trade restrictions with the Castro regime.
If there were any justice in the world, she’d have had to return via rubber raft.