Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Responded to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s Speech by…

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President Obama responded to Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu’s speech by…

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  1. President Obama responded to Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu’s speech by…

    … saying no comment, until he could have staffers rewrite it in one syllable words so he could read it.

    … asking President Jarrett what he should say between ums and uhs.

  2. Saying, “Hey why is the grownup playing with my Congress?”

    “Mommy! Mommy!” runs toward Valerie Jarrett.

    “Why is someone speaking in my pulpit to my Congress? I don’t want to share it. WAAAAAH!”

    “There, there, little boy,” Valerie replies, patting him on the head. “Have a candy cigarette. The bad man will be gone soon.”

  3. President Obama responded to Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu’s speech by…

    using a loud, theatrical razzberry.

    foaming at the mouth and falling over backwards.

    crying “Havoc”! and releasing the Kracken!

  4. President Obama responded to Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu’s speech by…

    …saying, “How does he do that without teleprompters?”

    …banning all things Israel.

    …having the Choom Gang over for a Cheech and Chong movie marathon.

  5. …peeing on the carpet and chewing on Oval Office furniture.

    …holding up multiple exclamation points next to his frowny face.

    …using fire hoses and German Shepherds on worshipers leaving all the DC area synagogues.

    …issuing an Executive Order banning Chuck Norris’ wearing of his Bibi Netanyahu pajamas.

    …inviting the Ayatollah over for some skinny dipping in the Gulf of O Man.

  6. …crashing a Bar Mitzvah.

    …attempting to use the Sith force choke on him, which almost worked… Only, not on Netanyahu but Biden… Actually, Joe just choked on a peanut, but for a moment there Obama thought he was really doing it!

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