Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama responded to Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu’s speech by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama responded to Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu’s speech by…
President Obama responded to Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu’s speech by…
pulling a “Ginsburg”.
President Obama responded to Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu’s speech by…
yelling “Allahu Akbar!” and beheading several low level White House staffers.
President Obama responded to Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu’s speech by…
asking the IRS to audit him.
…telling Iran’s mullahs to speed up the centrifuges.
…releasing his picks for the Middle East tournament (He has Iran at #1)
… taking a nap. He doesn’t have a man cave, just a boy cot.
… puttinging his fingers in his ears and saying “Allah-la-la! I can’t hear you!”
…called his bookie to get a trifecta ticket on the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
President Obama responded to Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu’s speech by…
… eating a kosher dog.
… terminating the video feed with extreme prejudice.
…drinking a sake bomb every time the Prime Minister said “Obama”…
President Obama responded to Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu’s speech by…
… saying no comment, until he could have staffers rewrite it in one syllable words so he could read it.
… asking President Jarrett what he should say between ums and uhs.
curling up in the fetal position in the oval office and sucked his thumb. He couldn’t handle the stress of having a real leader so close to him….
…said ” Speech? I wasn’t even aware of it until I heard about it on TV this morning”.
Saying, “Hey why is the grownup playing with my Congress?”
“Mommy! Mommy!” runs toward Valerie Jarrett.
“Why is someone speaking in my pulpit to my Congress? I don’t want to share it. WAAAAAH!”
“There, there, little boy,” Valerie replies, patting him on the head. “Have a candy cigarette. The bad man will be gone soon.”
President Obama responded to Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu’s speech by…
using a loud, theatrical razzberry.
foaming at the mouth and falling over backwards.
crying “Havoc”! and releasing the Kracken!
…saying “Pens and phones and occasional drones, Iran’s nukes will never hurt ME!”
… instructing Susan Rice to go on the Sunday shows to say a YouTube video made Netanyahu do it.
President Obama responded to Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu’s speech by… Oh, was that today? I already made plans for the back 9 after lunch.
… ordering in some comfort food so he could have a tempura tantrum.
… ordering in some comfort food so he could have tabouli with hamas. No, that’s not a misspelling for hummus.
… in his familiar pussive-agressive fashion.
President Obama responded to Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu’s speech by…
…saying, “How does he do that without teleprompters?”
…banning all things Israel.
…having the Choom Gang over for a Cheech and Chong movie marathon.
…peeing on the carpet and chewing on Oval Office furniture.
…holding up multiple exclamation points next to his frowny face.
…using fire hoses and German Shepherds on worshipers leaving all the DC area synagogues.
…issuing an Executive Order banning Chuck Norris’ wearing of his Bibi Netanyahu pajamas.
…inviting the Ayatollah over for some skinny dipping in the Gulf of O Man.
… calling Netanyahu “Fifty shades of cray-cray” — in the most dignified and presidential manner he could muster.
… tuning in, turning Un, and dropping out.
…crashing a Bar Mitzvah.
…attempting to use the Sith force choke on him, which almost worked… Only, not on Netanyahu but Biden… Actually, Joe just choked on a peanut, but for a moment there Obama thought he was really doing it!
taking AF1 to Oahu to play a round of golf
… proclaiming “Je Suis Churlish.”