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Hoping to stem illegal wildlife trafficking, the Obama administration introduced an aggressive plan to fight it.
Wrong strategy. Really want to it to stop? Give it a green energy grant.
[High Praise! to Neatorama]
At first, I thought it was just going to be standard advice-column stuff. It really takes off in the second image.
Leonard Nimoy Once Gave Wonderful Advice to a Struggling Mixed-Race Teen
Live long, and be useful.
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Little Drummer Boy: I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum.
Mary: What about that rad drum?
Little Drummer Boy: No
Mary: Get out
— Dr. Jimi Torosian (@jimmytorosian) February 27, 2015
DATE: um, hi nice to meet y-
ME: *muffled by my jousting helmet* you are a small and weak man
— madeleine (@madeleinedoux) February 27, 2015
I'll never forget the wide range of emojis I felt the day that my father left in his Prius to get a new e-cig battery and never came back.
— ron flanson (@johnbiehl) February 28, 2015
Commercial for boomerangs:
*a guy throws a stick but then changes his mind*
Narrator : "Boomerangs."
— Steve (@WigCannon) February 28, 2015
It is far better to have ninjas and not need them than to need ninjas and not have them.
— David Crowder (@crowdermusic) February 28, 2015
If I was a soldier in World War II, I'd have kept my grenades instead of throwing them away like an idiot. They'd be worth a fortune today.
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) March 1, 2015
David Axelrod’s suggestion for dealing with ISIS: “let’s isolate the extremists”.
I agree. For example, by isolating them from the living by six feet of earth.
Repealing the Affordable Care Act would mean millions of Americans could lose their health insurance: http://ofa.bo/e2iW
“You know, like what happened when we passed it.”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama plans to ban bullets and replace them with…
I like the way Frank Underwood keeps breaking the fourth wall like Abed from Community.
Don’t turn ISIS into monstrous, one-dimensional villains. That’s their job.
Rick Perry: “I’m here to do 3 things: Kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of bubblegum. And I forgot the third.”
If someone is claiming to understand how the dress phenomenon works, then make a new image that causes the same color disagreement.
Stay outta the Bushes!
BTW, I intensely believe the dress is the same color you believe it is, because you’re smart. Buy my book.
Don’t know what else to say on my book. Some like an exciting read. Others like boredom. They’re the ones who see the dress the wrong color.
Well, the premiere of House of Cards season 3 was… slow.
The Scott Walker thing was yet another episode demonstrating the left cares about rape only a itty bitty fraction as much as they care about partisanship.
Finally getting around to signing copies of Superego. If you’re waiting on yours, sorry this took so long.
One guy gave the Audible version of Superego a one star review, but don’t listen to him. I hear he also gave one star reviews to sunshine and puppies.
I’m still just thrilled anyone at all liked my novel. It really is a new thing for me, but the sort of writing I’ve always wanted to do.
So has anyone submitted a bug report to God over this whole dress thing?
Right now, House of Cards season 3 is losing out to Supernatural season 2 (also on Netflix).
I’m am planning a sequel to Superego, but I have two other novels in the pipeline before it.
That really was a great article from Ana Marie Cox. It would be nice if more people spoke frankly about their faith.
You don’t have to get far into the first book of Larry Correia’s Monster Hunter series to see why it’s so popular.
Bonus points if you’re into guns.
Interesting, I’m watching Supernatural while reading Monster Hunter — two different takes on all myths are real.
Everything seems more dangerous in the Monster Hunter universe, but you also get paid for killing supernatural things, so that helps.
Won’t someone just finally put the Bates out of their misery? It’s getting ridiculous. #DowntonAbbey
I realized if the Bates do get back together and have a son, he’d be called “Master Bates,” so I guess we have to see this through.
“Now both Bates are cleared for murder. Hooray!”
“I’m from Scotland Yard. I’m to bring the Bateses in on charge of regicide.”
“D’oh!”
A new report shows that Hillary Clinton’s PAC can’t even raise half the money it needs for expenses.
We, she certainly seems to be Democrat presidential material in the budgeting department.