[High Praise! to Dry Bones]

In an L.A. Times op-ed, President Obama said that terrorists in the Mid-East have “legitimate grievances”.
Only if they’re grousing about not being martyred by drones fast enough.
[High Praise! to According to Hoyt]
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A new report shows that despite $39 billion in government subsidies every year, solar power still only accounts for 0.5% of America’s electricity.
Even worse – 90% of that goes to running calculators.
“I want to make sure that this is a country where hard work is rewarded.” —President Obama
“…with fines, regulations, and taxes. #YouDidntBuildThat”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
NASA scientists studying Mars made a startling discovery…
Surveillance footage shows a man in jail in Oregon tried to frame the cops for assault by punching himself 45 times.
The third rule of Fight Club: don’t do it on camera.