Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
NASA scientists studying Mars made a startling discovery…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
NASA scientists studying Mars made a startling discovery…
…: a pile of hard drives with “Hillary 2016” stickers on them.
NASA scientists studying Mars made a startling discovery…
Mars needs women!
…it isn’t just men that are from Mars, Hillary also has an email account there.
NASA scientists studying Mars made a startling discovery…
Little green men rolling their eyes as they are being berated and harassed by angry little green women.
Despite 20 years of research and 5 trillion dollars of taxpayer money, little to no evidence has be found to support the claim “Men are from Mars” Now we’ll need another grant of 10 trillion dollars to see if Mars warming is also anthropogenic.
NASA scientists studying Mars made a startling discovery…
they were wearing sexists shirts which delegitimized their discovery.
NASA scientists studying Mars made a startling discovery…
a “Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator” .
. . . Mars is not on Uranus.
NASA scientists studying Mars made a startling discovery…
a “Republican” spine, long thought extinct here on Earth.
NASA scientists studying Mars made a startling discovery…
4 out of 5 dentists prefer Trident gum.
…the Martian soil contains Red Dye 40.
… a diary entry: I’m not angry, just terribly, terribly hurt.
…Mars was a very pleasant planet until some guy named Framk nuked it.
@10: But only for their patients who chew gum. You can’t leave that out!
@14 I was being Obamaesque trying to invoke the 97% feeling.
…,the outsized skeleton of a Lepus Europaeus, accompanied by a diary including an entry about “taking a wrong turn at Albuquerque”.
…studying Mars is REALLY expensive.
…that the disappearance of Mars’ ocean was caused by global warming on Earth.
…a hard drive marked “LERNER, L”
A “John Carter was here” sign.
…a sign that said “Home Of The Future Mars Muslim Outreach Program.”
…every freaking parking space was metered!
…they were actually on Mercury! Should’a toined left at Albuquerque!
…the body of a squashed Martian feline with tread marks across it. Looks like Curiosity killed the cat.
If they turn the telescope lens around they can charge more for studying it, since it is farther away.
NASA scientists studying Mars made a startling discovery…
Mars needs women!
Dang! That was the first thing I thought when I read it (and heard the song in my head).
NASA scientists studying Mars made a startling discovery…
It was once a thriving world where everyone worked and then they elected a communist to run it.
. . . Mars is smaller than Obama’s ego
. . . Mars is smaller than Moochelle’s butt
…that a remark about Laura Mars and Veronica Mars mud wrestling by the janitor can lead to several billion dollars in funding. And much, much fantasizing by scientists about mud.
…evidence supporting the belief that the amount of hundred dollar bills it takes to theorize about an extinct, off world ocean will always be enough to fill that ocean.
…evidence of Marble Warming caused by SUVs back on earth.