I’ve watched enough Next Generation to have gotten all the references.
Including how he sits down while taking the stand.
[The Trial of Star Trek’s William T. Riker – Nerd Court (ft. Jonathan Frakes)] (Viewer #7,339)
Archive of entries posted on 16th March 2015
Government Overreach? What Government Overreach?
Republican Senator Jim Inhofe tossed a snowball on the Senate floor while arguing against “the hysteria on global warming”.
After it melted, the EPA immediately declared the Senate floor a protected wetland.
This Is Why We Never Win
Link of the Day: Endlessly Creepy
[High Praise! to The Awesomer]
Somewhere between Bosch and Dali, there’s this:
Up arrow to speed up, down arrow to go backwards.
It’s SFW, but very weird.
And yes, if you do it for a couple minutes, it seamlessly starts at the beginning again.
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Wisdom of the Day: Animals Salt Cookies Bus Problem Grandeur
The cat is out of the bag. The dog has left the suitcase. The horse is not in the portmanteau. Animals are exiting all storage containers.
— Glenn (@justabloodygame) March 12, 2015
The worst thing you can say to a person is "you know they only do that for the salt," when a dog is licking them.
— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) March 13, 2015
It's important to eat all the cookies so you no longer have temptation.
— Melissa Clouthier (@MelissaTweets) March 13, 2015
[in hospital]
-dude what happened?
"I got hit by a bu-
[a bus taps on the window, does neck slice motion]
-I mean I fell down the stairs"
— ibid (@ibid78) March 14, 2015
Don't be part of the problem, be the whole problem
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) March 15, 2015
I wish my delusions were of grandeur
— Bobbie Oliver (@thebobbieoliver) March 16, 2015
This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
ISIS has released a video showing militants smashing ancient artifacts in Iraq’s northern city of Mosul.
So… they want to conquer the world, but they’re afraid of cartoons and pottery?
Obama Warned Us – Improvement
“What a glorious task we are given, to continually try to improve this great nation of ours.” —President Obama #Selma50 #MarchOn
“And even if I haven’t improved it, I’ve at least pounded it into an unrecognizable shape. Legacy!”
Straight Line of the Day: Buried Deep in the 313 Pages of the FCC’s New Internet Rules…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Buried deep in the 313 pages of the FCC’s new internet rules…
Can’t Always Get What You Want
In an attempt at clarity, John Kerry said at a Congressional hearing “the policy is Iran will not get a nuclear weapon.”
Uh huh. And the policy of the Titanic was to reach New York City.
Random Thoughts: Logan Act and Vladimir
I assume the Logan Act was put in place after the traitorous actions of President Logan.
I don’t think there’s anything preventing someone from running for president while in prison, if that’s relevant to a candidate.
*Hitler answers the phone* “Hello?”
“I have a list of Nazis I’m killing, and you’re at the top.”
-Schindler’s List with today’s Liam Neeson
So our third child is going to be a girl. Girl, boy, girl.
My 22 month old son thinks it’s funny to hit me. And it is funny to hit me. But I still think I’m supposed to stop him.
Come on, you guys. Stop violating the Logan Act.
Woo! I’m in downtown Austin for SXSW! In a back room. At a laptop. Because that’s how I party.
The attack on Caesar on the Ides of March was in clear violation of the Logan Act.
Is it possible to be named “Vladimir” and not be evil?
If they find Vladimir Putin again, they should put a chip in his neck like we did the cats.