Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Buried deep in the 313 pages of the FCC’s new internet rules…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Buried deep in the 313 pages of the FCC’s new internet rules…
All hysterical emails must be kept in a caps lockbox.
… all your base are belong to us.
… are provisions for the feds to take away your Commodore-64 (or Apple II), your cassette tape storage device, and your acoustic-coupler modem if you violate the rules. (They’ll kick your speed down to 300 baud for minor infractions.)
@1 – You’re quite Shifty. Clearly out of Cntl.
Buried deep in the 313 pages of the FCC’s new internet rules…
self destruct command for government used hard drives.
Buried deep in the 313 pages of the FCC’s new internet rules…
Any statement not approved by then DNC is punishable by death.
Buried deep in the 313 pages of the FCC’s new internet rules…
Everyone must buy an Apple watch… wholesale.
…is the fact that “neutrality” is actually a contraction of two words, neuter reality.
…is a strange warning that net neutrality is not guaranteed if the net becomes self-aware.
…the official Rick Roll URL.
ctrl-shift-N for in cognito
…: cat pictures.
…. scanned nekkid poleroids of Mooochelle…. guaranteed to wrek the interweb….. as a failsafe device…..
. . . the truth about who killed JR.
. . . the real words to “Louie, Louie”.
. . . the cheats for the Obamacare websites.
… Rule 34 is now a Federal regulation.
Launch Control Codes for all NORAD…”0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0″
Really! THE code was 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0
No more references to a Christian God online. From now on it’s either Islam or, for the enlightened, David Lightman.
The second rule of Net Neutrality Club: Abide by but don’t mention the first 312 pages.
Michelle Obama is not to be called a Wookie, and all you WookiePornPervs are on a list.
…all cats starring in videos or commenting on blogs must be spayed or neutered.
… @5 Walrus: a requirement that all non-liberals be made inComCastromunnicado.
… a tax/penalty/tax (whatever mood Roberts is in!) on viral photoshops by Harvey, Liberal Logic, and the like: from each according to his ability to each according to his memes.
… a warning: Meme Meme Tech’ll Upload Farcing.
… a more pointed warning: Sic Transit Gloria Mandates.
… an NSFW warning: You will be digitally manipulated.
… iPod shuffle-ready jobs.
Naturally, cat videos and cat commentators will bear the brunt of the costs — it’s a fee line item.
-Is what is known as “The Clinton Clause”. (Hint: Very similar to “Don’t Ask-Don’t Tell)
-Is the “Kardashian/Jenner Clause” which strictly limits how many pictures, videos, and/or stories about the family can be uploaded everyday, since it was discovered that this was a leading cause of slower internet speeds.
-Has an amendment to end term limits in it, since they were sure no one was going to read it before voting on it.
-Is higher costs for the middle class, like everything else the Obama administration has put into law.
@ ConnecticutCompromise:
New rule:
“Don’t multitask, don’t tell.”
Buried deep in the 313 pages of the FCC’s new internet rules…
President giving the “Right” to confer amnesty by Executive Order.
US forced to give Iran 10 Atomic devices just to make them “feel Better” about themselves.
Clause that allows Obama to replace Hillary Clinton on the ballot in 2016 If, you know, s*** happens.
teeny tiny print that contains another 5,000 pages of new Internet Rules.
Kate Upton must appear nude in all future “Gods of War” commercials. [Finally, regulation I can get behind!]
@ConnecticutCompromise (b): requiring installation of a SmartKard?
@ConnecticutCompromise (b) (again): Nitwit Neutrality
… is a prohibition on building your own hardware. The Tomb of The Unknown Solder.
Buried deep in the 313 pages of the FCC’s new internet rules…
…is a clause that makes state exchanges are mandatory under the Affordable Healthcare Act.
…Linux is outlawed. (If Linux is outlawed, only outlaws will run Linux)
…is Hillary’s emails. No one actually reads the rules anyway, so at this point what difference does it make?
…is the cheat codes for Mortal Kombat on SNES
Buried deep in the 313 pages of the FCC’s new internet rules…
…DNS now run by DNC.
…Browser cookies must be gluten free.
…10% of your capacity must be held in reserve so that Your daughter’s Mattel ‘Creepy Barbie’ can maintain contact with the NSA Bluffdale database.
@23 Oppo
There IS no Smart Kard. !
These rules only apply to those who didn’t
bribe uscontribute to ourbank accountscampaigns.