Just to see if I could, I hacked into Hillary’s personal e-mail server and undeleted lots of interesting little tidbits.  Here are some of them:

• Some disturbing audition videos she e-mailed to the producers of the film 50 Shades of Grey.
• Excerpt from an e-mail to someone identified only as BarneyF: Please. I miss you. I know we can make it work. Don’t I look like a man?
• Repeated e-mails to Anthony Weiner threatening to tell Huma if he didn’t text her better pics.
• Excerpt from e-mail: Stone’s on to us. You must ‘relocate’ the brain again.
• Confusing e-mails from the US District Attorney’s office stating that the DNA staining Monica’s Blue dress was not of earthly origins.
• Pleas made to several psychiatrists asking if they could help her develop multiple personality disorder, hopefully gaining some personalities that were actually interesting and likable.
• Way to many cosplay selfies of her dressed up as Gleek.
• An e-mail from Baal13: Of course you don’t have my support for 2016, you stupid twit!  We had an agreement, and Gosnell didn’t make quota, so unless you can make up the difference……and don’t try and pawn that vapid Chelsea off on me again.  She ain’t worth a dangling chad.
• Lots of sexy ankle shots were e-mailed to Middle Eastern dictators.
• E-mails suggesting that she spent millions of State Department funds helping a Nigerian prince.
• Repeated e-mails to Michael Mann complaining that a hockey stick was a terrible symbol for warming.
• An e-mail from AyatollahK: Have received your ‘donation.’  Precisely which ‘red’ cities do you need ‘terrorized to extinction’ in order to swing the electoral college your way?
• Heated arguments back and forth with the potential publisher of her next book, It Takes a Potemkin Village.
• Excerpt from e-mail sent to Putin99: You know how to press all of my ‘reset’ buttons. I want you to take your shirt off and ride me like that bear.
• Really odd footage of her and her staff partying with Ovaltine and illegal prescription laxatives.
• An e-mail from Baghdadi77: re: our arrangement, I am confused.  When you said you wanted Ted Cruz’s head on a plate, was that figurative or literal?
• An e-mail to The_Jackal: We’ll always have Benghazi!!!!!