Just to see if I could, I hacked into Hillary’s personal e-mail server and undeleted lots of interesting little tidbits. Here are some of them:
- Some disturbing audition videos she e-mailed to the producers of the film 50 Shades of Grey.
- Excerpt from an e-mail to someone identified only as BarneyF: Please. I miss you. I know we can make it work. Don’t I look like a man?
- Repeated e-mails to Anthony Weiner threatening to tell Huma if he didn’t text her better pics.
- Excerpt from e-mail: Stone’s on to us. You must ‘relocate’ the brain again.
- Confusing e-mails from the US District Attorney’s office stating that the DNA staining Monica’s Blue dress was not of earthly origins.
- Pleas made to several psychiatrists asking if they could help her develop multiple personality disorder, hopefully gaining some personalities that were actually interesting and likable.
- Way to many cosplay selfies of her dressed up as Gleek.
- An e-mail from Baal13: Of course you don’t have my support for 2016, you stupid twit! We had an agreement, and Gosnell didn’t make quota, so unless you can make up the difference……and don’t try and pawn that vapid Chelsea off on me again. She ain’t worth a dangling chad.
- Lots of sexy ankle shots were e-mailed to Middle Eastern dictators.
- E-mails suggesting that she spent millions of State Department funds helping a Nigerian prince.
- Repeated e-mails to Michael Mann complaining that a hockey stick was a terrible symbol for warming.
- An e-mail from AyatollahK: Have received your ‘donation.’ Precisely which ‘red’ cities do you need ‘terrorized to extinction’ in order to swing the electoral college your way?
- Heated arguments back and forth with the potential publisher of her next book, It Takes a Potemkin Village.
- Excerpt from e-mail sent to Putin99: You know how to press all of my ‘reset’ buttons. I want you to take your shirt off and ride me like that bear.
- Really odd footage of her and her staff partying with Ovaltine and illegal prescription laxatives.
- An e-mail from Baghdadi77: re: our arrangement, I am confused. When you said you wanted Ted Cruz’s head on a plate, was that figurative or literal?
- An e-mail to The_Jackal: We’ll always have Benghazi!!!!!
Idea for a novel, Political Thriller category:
In 2009, a politically ambitious Secretary of State sets up her own email server and conducts all State Department correspondence exclusively on that email account. When Congress subpeonas this correspondence during an official investigation, the Secretary turns over about half of the emails on her server. She destroys the rest, claiming that these were just “personal messages”.
In 2015, we find out that the Russians and the Chinese have hacked the official State Department emails. Just from reading the State department emails, the Russians/Chinese would know the Secretary’s email address. Noting that it was on another system, they would seek these out, so it is reasonable to assume that they would attempt to hack that server as well. It is also reasonable to assume that would have little difficulty in doing so, since the official system, which they successfully hacked, has greater cyber-security protection than the server in the Secretary’s basement.
So, we are left with a scenario where it is entirely plausible that the Russians and/or the Chinese have a more complete transcript of our Secretary of State’s email correspondence than does the United States Senate or the State Department itself. And here’s where it gets interesting… Suppose, just suppose, that some of the emails which were not supplied to the Congress by the Secretary, DID in fact contain classified or embarrassing information? For example, suppose there were previously-unseen details about the night of the Benghazi attack? Or suppose there were communications between the Secretary and foreign government officials in which the Secretary was soliciting donations for the Clinton Foundation? Would this not open up the presumptive Democratic nominee for President to unprecedented levels of blackmail by foreign powers?
What do you think? Too unrealistic to be ‘novel’ material?
* An admission to Putin that she sleeps with a pillow between her thighs at night, and that, yes, it’s never been washed, and that, no, he can’t have the pillow as a momento because she’s promised it to someone else.
* A rejection notice from her psychiatrist explaining that he can’t continue her therapy because she really IS an incorrigible, evil beotch.
These were very disturbing. I think I need some brain bleach after reading a few of those. Congratulations.
To Keith, #1, above :
Who’ve you got in mind to play HillBilly in the upcoming movie ?
I don’t envy you at the casting call. That much ‘potential ugly’, all in the same room ?