
(Seriously, check out that link – the First-World-Problemness of these complaints is hilarious)
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(Seriously, check out that link – the First-World-Problemness of these complaints is hilarious)
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Instead of being suspended, New York public school students will be sent to a “talking circle”, where they can discuss their feelings.
What are they gonna do with the hard cases? Make them join a quilting bee?
[High Praise! to Springer’s Blog]
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Vox.com’s Ezra Klein says Al Gore should run for President as an alternative to Hillary Clinton.
I can hear his first scandal now “I had to delete my emails because they were causing global warming!”
Stay calm, but act fast: There’s one day left to enter for the chance to meet President Obama. http://ofa.bo/c47n
“Runners up get a phone named after Obama. Losers get stuck with his health care”.
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
John Kerry said that nuclear talks with Iran failed because…
France passed a bill allowing patients near the end of their lives to stop medical treatment and request deep sedation until they die.
Kind of like how Obama’s having the US deal with terrorism.