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Archive of entries posted on 15th April 2015
No Word on if It Covers Chewed Pop-Tarts
An Ohio legislator introduced legislation that bans toy guns if they are too realistic.
So… where do they draw the line? On whether it makes a liberal cry?
It’s For Your Own Good Somehow
Link of the Day: Forbidden Jokes About Our Dear Leader Discovered
[High Praise! to The People’s Cube]
Forbidden Jokes About Our Dear Leader Discovered
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Wisdom of the Day: Daredevil Kids Extra Hillary American
Does Daredevil know his costume is black
— Wonderella (@wonderella) April 12, 2015
When your kids are all getting along in another room, it's because they are plotting to murder you.
— Fun_Beard (@Fun_Beard) April 12, 2015
"you're doing a great job at being an extra in my movie," I say to everyone I pass on the street.
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) April 13, 2015
i'm not saying Hillary Clinton is old; actuarial tables are saying that.
— TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) April 13, 2015
More quintessentially American: Rubio’s speech or Hillary looking disheveled while ordering a burrito at Chipotle?
— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) April 14, 2015
Nice Community You’ve Got There… Be a Shame if Someone Were to Organize it…
New FEMA rules require states seeking disaster preparedness money from DC to assess how climate change threatens their communities.
Apparently, mostly in the form of blackmail from FEMA
Obama Warned Us – Reform
“Wall Street reform, what we passed five years ago, is protecting working families and taxpayers.” —President Obama
“Well, except for the ones who worked at the banks I regulated to death.”
Straight Line of the Day: The Mars Rover Just Made a Shocking Discovery…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Mars rover just made a shocking discovery…
5 Rules to Avoid Being a Boring Writer
I found out a lot of people don’t write interesting stuff like me. They’re boring and stupid and just waste everyone’s time. So at PJ Media I wrote some tips on how to hold a reader’s interest. Yes, that’s right: My writing secrets now wielded by you. Try them out in the comments and see if you can be so interesting I’ll actually read what you wrote.
Culture Warring
The Blaze has up an excerpt from Superego if for some insane reason you still need convincing to buy it. My humor + action/thriller + some light philosophical overtimes — how can you resist?
You Need SOMEthing…
In order to sell the Apple Watch, Apple Retail Store employees will be trained to provide personal fashion and styling advice to customers.
Here’s some better advice: if you’re too lazy to take phone out of your pocket, your problem is NOT that you need a new watch.
Random Thoughts: Hillary, Earnings, and Daredevil
Problem with Hillary is she’s just not very personable. Only time she shows genuine emotion is when threatening to swallow people’s souls.
“Do you want guac on that?”
“Let me ask my consultants.”
“Guac costs extra. Could make you look elitist.”
I am not going to rest until all of you read Superego. Because I am concerned for your happiness.
“Look at Hillary order from Chipotle! She thinks she’s people!”
“Hi. I’m Hillary, and I am just like you, single young females. You know as they say: You are what you soak in the blood of.”
Women, who tend to not work as many years in the workforce as men, earn less than men. Did anyone ask if they wanted to work more?
If you interpret the 78% statistic as women earning less for the same work, the reason you earn less is because you’re a gullible idiot.
So does Chef Gordon Ramsay ever make an appearance on Daredevil?