In order to sell the Apple Watch, Apple Retail Store employees will be trained to provide personal fashion and styling advice to customers.
Here’s some better advice: if you’re too lazy to take phone out of your pocket, your problem is NOT that you need a new watch.
Apple 2007: oh…you’re wearing a wristwatch instead of carrying our device in your pocket to tell time anf is also a phone? how backward of you.
Apple 2015: oh…you’re still keeping a device in you pocket that tells time AND is also a phone…blech
And while they’re at it, they could talk about race.
Apple Employee: “You know, sir, your style kinda sucks.”
Customer: “Oh? What should I do about it?”
Apple Employee: “How do you feel about changing your skin tone?”
Customer: “Why would that help?”
Apple Employee: “Then it would better match this watch.”
Customer: “That’s crazy! You’re nuts!”
Apple Employee: “I can see we need to work on your racism, too.”
…AND you’re in Indiana? you’re worse than
HitlerJesus. We’re not even talking to you. Enjoy your heterosexual global warming-denying Neanderthal lifestyle. @$;#&&$ you.…no seriously we still want your money.
@3 Blarg:
“And you’re lucky we’re in Washington, sir, our wonderful, socialist-crony capitalist’s paradise! See, this watch not only matches your shoes, shirt and skin tone, but your Prius, too! And, holy socks, even that little
snotty rug ratcutie in your back seat! Where do you work? Amazon? Perfect. They don’t sell THIS at Amazon! Makes it a perfect fashion statement, don’t you think?”If you’re stupid enough to spend that kind of money on such a ridiculous thing, you need advice on a lot more than fashion.
When time is relative, who really needs a watch?
“In order to sell the Apple Watch, Apple Retail Store employees will be trained to provide personal fashion and styling advice to customers.”
-I’m just guessing the advice never mentions anything about not buying products made where the Triangle Shirt Factory would look like enviable working conditions.
– Training Manual page 1: “Oh, your wallet looks so heavy, it makes your butt look “droopy”.
– Training Manual page 2: ” Kim and Kanye insisted on having the very first ones!”
– Training Manual page 3: ” Well, if you can’t afford it {sigh}, I understand….”
@Connecticut:
Page 4: “Ah, Sir! Buying this for the supermodel party?”
(“Oh — you’re ‘just looking” Forget I said anything.”)
Well, you know what they say: Pretentious Fugit.