Does Daredevil know his costume is black
— Wonderella (@wonderella) April 12, 2015
When your kids are all getting along in another room, it's because they are plotting to murder you.
— Fun_Beard (@Fun_Beard) April 12, 2015
"you're doing a great job at being an extra in my movie," I say to everyone I pass on the street.
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) April 13, 2015
i'm not saying Hillary Clinton is old; actuarial tables are saying that.
— TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) April 13, 2015
More quintessentially American: Rubio’s speech or Hillary looking disheveled while ordering a burrito at Chipotle?
— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) April 14, 2015