I May Be Having Too Much Fun With This

After the ever-annoying commenter Carpenter left yet another one of his dour, boring, wet-blanket screeds, and refused to lighten up despite being called out for his foul demeanor, and leaving this obliviously obnoxious comment:

“they EARNED their Social Security and their pensions you G damned ^^^#@ing thieves! You Libertarians truly are the scum of the earth.”

Oppo said:

Years and years (and years) from now, it will be possible to get a smile out of Harvey by randomly dropping this quote into conversations: “you G damned ^^^#@ing thieves! You Libertarians truly are the scum of the earth.”

To which I responded:

No need to wait years and years. In fact, I think “you G damned ^^^#@ing thieves! You Libertarians truly are the scum of the earth.” should become the traditional first comment for every one of my posts.

It’s the new “First!”

Well, Bunkerhillbilly [High Praise!] then took me up on my suggestion on this post.

Yeah, I laughed my malnourished white gluteus maximus off.

Ya know, for some twisted reason this amuses me, so anytime anyone can put “you G damned ^^^#@ing thieves! You Libertarians truly are the scum of the earth.” as the first comment to one of MY posts (not Frank J. or Basil’s… this is strictly a “me” thing), I will reward that person with Bacon! in the comments.

UPDATE: By the way Basil suggested to me that if Carpenter (or anyone else, for that matter), leaves a dour, boring, wet-blanket screed, award him tofu (The Anti-Bacon). I second that.

Really, we’re trying to have fun here. If you can’t be cheerful, at least don’t be dull.

UPDATE: Also from Basil, the acronym YGDFT!YLTATSOTE

I have a feeling it’ll catch on and become the new TANSTAAFL

Not sure how to pronounce it, though.

Yig-diftl-tat-sote?

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9 Comments

  1. Imaging if you just got to keep the money in the first place. Who exactly are the thieves? I think people miss what actually happens.

    You make money. The government makes you give it some. The government puts your money away, except for the fact that it must be used to buy US Government Securities. The government than spends so much that it is all but assured it will never be able to make good on all it owes.

    So. Libertarians are the thieves, because people want to spend the same money twice. I completely understand.

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  2. Oh, Harvey! You GDFT!

    Happy GDFT day to you, too!

    I think GDFT rolls off the tongue better than GDFTLSE, or even LSE. (Le’sse now, are you that GDFT?)

    You know you’ve got them on the run when you’re proud of what they call you, or can make it into a running gag, or both.

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