“From now on, choices will no longer be referred to as black-and-white. That is racist.
They will be referred to as Obama-like and Obama-like-but-embraced.”
-AP Stylebook
1. The guns they have do not contain high capacity magazines.
2. Everybody knows that banks are the problem. (Bank manager’s arrest seems imminent!)
3. …and if it is an “withdrawal by an undocumented-depositor”, then he should be commended for being self-employed
instead of “on the dole”!
For all we know he may simply be making an aggressive deposit.
“Yo, Mistah Cracka, take dis heah dee-pozz-ett slip an’ mah caysh an’ y’all be puttin’ dem dead prezzies dere in mah account! An’ doncha be fo’gittin’ mah account ree-seet, cuz I’ll set it off up in heah!”
{I”ll resist the tempation to refer to Libertarian thieves . . . }
It’s no coincidence, is it, that the alternative to the AP Stylebook is the Chicago Manual of Style? So, choose wisely.
“From now on, choices will no longer be referred to as black-and-white. That is racist.
They will be referred to as Obama-like and Obama-like-but-embraced.”
-AP Stylebook
“That should read ‘alleged undocumented withdrawal’. For all we know he may simply be making an aggressive deposit.”
– AP Story Editor –
Well really, who are we to judge?
Nothing to see here!
1. The guns they have do not contain high capacity magazines.
2. Everybody knows that banks are the problem. (Bank manager’s arrest seems imminent!)
3. …and if it is an “withdrawal by an undocumented-depositor”, then he should be commended for being self-employed
instead of “on the dole”!
For all we know he may simply be making an aggressive deposit.
“Yo, Mistah Cracka, take dis heah dee-pozz-ett slip an’ mah caysh an’ y’all be puttin’ dem dead prezzies dere in mah account! An’ doncha be fo’gittin’ mah account ree-seet, cuz I’ll set it off up in heah!”
Non-quantitative easing.