Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The White House is getting ready for Thanksgiving by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The White House is getting ready for Thanksgiving by…
Granting citizenship to all turkeys
…convening a turkey death panel.
… auditioning dogs.
… creating a new zip code for all of Obama’s Spanish-language thank-you cards.
… executing a Presidential Pardon for walnuts.
…basting Joe Biden.
…calling in a drone strike on Michelle’s Tofurkey
…granting amnesty to all undocumented turkeys.
…prepping Jonathan Gruber to give the annual Thanksgiving Day proclamation, where he will thank all the “stupid” voters who made Obamacare and mass amnesty possible.
The White House is getting ready for Thanksgiving by…
outlawing any good thoughts about Pilgrims.
The White House is getting ready for Thanksgiving by…
giving back Manhattan to the Indians by Executive Order.
The White House is getting ready for Thanksgiving by…
promising Anonymiss free healthcare for some cookies.
… making up a batch of Biden’s traditional crayon-berry sauce.
…banning walnuts from Thanksgiving stuffing
The White House is getting ready for Thanksgiving by…
… pardoning two turkeys this year, Biden and Gruber.
… proclaiming that Thanksgiving was actually started by Muslims.
… handing out candy corn.
… planning more Treasury-looting vacations. To them, it’s just another day.
…mandating that all turkey dinners become tofurkey dinners by 2025.
The White House is getting ready for Thanksgiving by demanding more ungrateful taking.
…buying a replacement set of silverware in case the Clintons drop by.
… inviting everyone in Mexico over for dinner. There’s a sign on the gate “its open, come on in.”
. . . preparing a speech in which Obama will address the entire country, demanding that we all be thankful to him and for him.
. . . preparing a great Danish dish which consists, appropriately enough, of great Danes.
Making most of the Republicans in Congress look like turkeys.
…the annual pardoning of Bo.
…hiding Easter eggs for Biden to hunt for Thanksgiving morning.
Recycling all those 2012 DNC convention “Thank You” posters, so that the unemployed and the homeless can silently express their incredible gratitude for the bowl of gruel and the gobbet of minced, processed, and formed turkey product they’ve received from His Incredibly Awesome Awesomeness.
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Giving away a free copy of “Punch Your Inner Hippie” to every guest.
Harvesting all the kale in the WH garden for Michelle’s famous pumpkin and kale surprise.
Issuing the secret service with blunderbuss firearms to keep in the spirit.
Postponing dinner for 21 days because the turkey hasn’t finished its Ebola quarantine period.
Issuing an executive order that allows Native Americans to stay in the country.
Making fun of Canada for celebrating the holiday in October, eh.
Looking for Bo, anybody seen Bo?
…bringing in Elizabeth Warren to tell the Indians’ side of the first Thanksgiving.
… giving no thanks and thanking no givers.
… informing Obama about it ahead of time, so he doesn’t learn about it from the TV.
… stocking up on venison, so Obama can pass the buck.
… mass producing “Turkey Suits” for each and every working tax payer
… preparing the “cookie blessing”, since a Christian Prayer might cause Nobama’s head to explode.
…coordinating with the Bureau of Indian Affairs.
http://youtu.be/88ixyp1l1hw
…scraping the chewing gum wads off the bottom of King Putt’s dining throne.
…destroyed the US Constitution in the name of compassion.
…granting people permanent bedroom for 2 years as long as they can make it into the White House.
…serving jive turkey
…bowing to the Turkey.
…carving up the Constitution and serving us turkeys all the trimmings.
…declaring Oct. 20 Mexican Independence Day.
…adding some stuffing after our goose is cooked, for him everything from now on is just gravy.
…sending all the Republicans, Libertarians and Tea Partiers with giblets to the ovens.
Make that Mexican Dependent Day.
…signing his Reperit… uhh Reprarshun… hey, how the heck do you spell Reparations? Somebody write this order so I can sign it.
Calling for Native American reparations, blaming Republicans for tryptophan turkey comas, and knocking off early to get a couple of rounds in.
Putting the turkeys in charge
. . . Wednesday at the latest
… celebrating Half-Black Friday a day early.
Giggle…
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Go get your cookies at 12:30! 😀
Have a lovely Monday. It’s a short week. YAY!! 😛
@36 Anonymiss – Thank you…
Link post scheduled for 12:35
Thanks, Anonymiss :). You’re becoming more popular than the Great Pumpkin.
@38 Dohtimes – You’re welcome. 🙂