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The Punching Continues

In case you missed it here, was my appearance on America’s Forum on NewsmaxTV:

I also did a bunch of radio shows yesterday; I’ll see if I can get audio of any of them. Today, I’m headed to Dallas to be on Dana Loesch’s who on Blaze (which I think will air tomorrow).

So how are you enjoying Punch Your Inner Hippie? Has it helped you achieve greatness yet? Have you bought a copy for all your friends so they’ll still be worthy to be your friends? Have you sucker-punched a gorilla?

Anyway, when you finish reading it, make sure to write a review. We need to spread the word and help transform America into a less entitled, more independent place. We need to all punch our inner hippies.