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CAUTION: Contains zombie violence
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Yeah, I have no idea what that whole Nuka-Cola thing was, either.
I’m posting this mostly because I like the notion of an urban ghillie suit.
A top HHS official said that you can get Ebola by sitting near someone on a bus through their sweat.
Let me guess… Obama’s now calling for better air conditioning on buses.
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On “Columbus Day,” Seattle Gives Town Back to Tribes
(Yeah, I know this one’s a bit dated, but I missed it last time I was over there)
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During his weekly address, President Obama said of Ebola: “we can beat this disease”.
Good. Now… any chance we can get him to say the same thing about ISIS?
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “A Former Obama Speech Writer Just Wrote…”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
Also, a “don’t Google it” question…
Better health coverage at lower costs isn’t just a goal anymore – it’s actually happening. http://ofa.bo/a1Ll
“It’s easy. All we do is skip counting the cost to the people paying for the subsidies. Numbers are magic!”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The IRS said it plans to “improve customer service” this tax season by…
So I’m sort of moved in in Austin. We have a rent house, and we have electricity… but nothing else. Stupid utilities is closed on weekends, so we couldn’t get running water. And gas and internet is still to come. But hey, an address; that’s a start.
Anywho, moves are expensive, and my book comes out tomorrow which can hopefully help with that. I’ll be doing plenty of interviews this next week (hopefully being able to take a shower at some point), and I already have an interview about Punch Your Inner Hippie at Townhall. Anyway, make sure to buy a copy of my book and tell all your friends to buy one. And even your enemies. Especially your enemies if you have move enemies than friends.
And things are really cool at Emergent Order. Hopefully I’ll have some neat stuff to show you in the near future… when I get settled. And having running water. And heat for the cold nights.
A new survey shows that 69% of Americans list having their personal data hacked as the crime they fear the most.
The other 31% were too busy posting their personal data on Facebook to respond.