[High Praise! to After Math]

Yes, the McRib is actually made from very nice cuts of pork:
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Take THAT, Ribwich
In New Hampshire, police are looking for a man who robbed a Dunkin’ Donuts at gunpoint while wearing an Obama mask.
It was a good likeness. In the security footage, he even bowed to the clerk.
[High Praise! to The People’s Cube]
DOJ to Investigate the Violation of Ebola’s Civil Rights
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Taco Bell has released a mobile app that lets people order and pay on their smartphones and then pick up their food.
Brilliant! Now instead of playing with your phone while standing in line, you can play with your phone while eating.
Obamacare is reducing costs and improving access to health care for millions. That’s worth fighting for: http://ofa.bo/a1Jb
“Heh. Kinda funny how I only say it’s helping millions, and yet there’s hundreds of millions of Americans. That’s not an accident, by the way…”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What is President Obama most looking forward to in his last 2 years in office?
So how is the book reading going? Hopefully you Luddites who insist on print have your copies by now. Actually, I guess there is an advantage to this book being in print as you can toss it at someone and yell, “Read this, hippie!”
I hope you all appreciate the hand-crafted humor of the book. I go through each and every paragraph of the book to make sure there is something funny. There should not be a stretch of more than two or three sentences without a good joke. That’s my guarantee to you: No slow, boring parts.
Anyway, doing a number more radio interviews today, and my interview in studio with Dana Loesch will air I believe at 6pm ET tonight on BlazeTV. Do not miss it. In fact, just go and turn on BlazeTV and read and re-read my book until it airs.
And once you’re done reading my book, make sure to write a short review online. Did I tell all you IMAO readers that you’re the best Americans? No? That’s because you won’t be until you read my book.
MSNBC’s Chris Matthews said “people have to see how government works before they believe it will work.”
Oh, I already believe it works. So does a wrecking ball.