So how is the book reading going? Hopefully you Luddites who insist on print have your copies by now. Actually, I guess there is an advantage to this book being in print as you can toss it at someone and yell, “Read this, hippie!”
I hope you all appreciate the hand-crafted humor of the book. I go through each and every paragraph of the book to make sure there is something funny. There should not be a stretch of more than two or three sentences without a good joke. That’s my guarantee to you: No slow, boring parts.
Anyway, doing a number more radio interviews today, and my interview in studio with Dana Loesch will air I believe at 6pm ET tonight on BlazeTV. Do not miss it. In fact, just go and turn on BlazeTV and read and re-read my book until it airs.
And once you’re done reading my book, make sure to write a short review online. Did I tell all you IMAO readers that you’re the best Americans? No? That’s because you won’t be until you read my book.

RE: The Headline. I’m confused. Is Artis a special type of anal (hippie) humor?
@1 Steve H: Yes, you are correct, as the root word is “artisan,” the adjective form, “artisanal,” would be an applicanal to any archtypanal output from a humoristanal, which, of course, Frank is.
I once had a friend who turned hippie and got me to play Hacky Sack. I was terrible at it but Chapter 3 has helped me realize that this single failure in my life was actually a success. Zen.
I have finished the book and am now inspired to be awesome, which is my American birthright. This book has changed my life. Thank you, Frank J. I’m thinking of ordering several more as Christmas gifts.