It looks like angry liberal Dean has a lock on the Democratic nomination. I was really rooting for Liberman, though. I think he could do better if he had a campaign commercial that said, “Do you hate Middle East terrorist? Then really piss them off and elect a Jooooo!”
So terrorists ambush us and get 54 of themselves killed. Then is it really accurate to call it an ambush? Isn’t it more of a mass suicide? I wonder if these lemming tactics will continue…
BTW, number one method of suicide this year is pissing off Americans.
Maybe next time Bush visits Iraq, he could tip off the terrorists so they could do another “ambush”. Then he could get a great photo-op of him killing one. That would be so cool!
Native American tribes are now thinking of fielding their own candidates. They’re trying to take this country over! The nerve of them!
A boy was punished in school for using the word “gay” when referencing his lesbian mother. That’s so gay!
They are trying to save these catfish in Cambodia that are as large as bears. Shouldn’t there be an exception to our preservation efforts for any animal that might threaten to one day conquer humans?
There is no reason a catfish should ever be larger than a dinner plate.
Later today I’ll post a sample of a chapter of a book I’m working on that’s a scientifical analysis of the left. I’ll also try and do some Frank Answers™. See you then.
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Okie Noodling 2: Mekong Delta!
I would love to see one of those noodlers swallowed hole trying to hand-catch a 300+ pound catfish. Not that I don’t like noodlers (it’s a pretty neat sport), but just because it would be awesome.
I’m thinking that an increase in the number of humongous animals might help in many places. Large predators like to live in the same types of caves where terrorists like to hide. If we can find out what makes the catfish so big we can apply that secret to bunnies and squirrels and release them in terrorist infested areas.
The threat of bunnies could also be enough to make a certain teacher write 100 times, “I will not be a reactionary twit.”
Goodness, “gay” is a “bad” word??? How do they teach? The bomber Enola Happy… the movie the Happy Divorcee…sheesh. Ignorance is alive and well and teaching in out schools….
I live in Lafayette, LA. I opened the front page to my hometown paper just 20 minutes ago to see the story of the ACLU interupting our nation’s schools once again. However, since it’s here in Lafayette, now it’s personal. I am in the process of e-mailing a letter-to-editor; and as soon as Blogspot gets their servers fixed, I will address this issue on my blog. I will be e-mailing letters to every local paper I can to get people here to tell the ACLU to get the hell out of our Cajun Country.
Oh, and incase the source Frank linked for the “gay” story has the fact wrong, the boy was not disciplined for using the word “gay.” He was disciplined for describing to a classmate that him mom was gay, and explaining to the other mate what “gay” meant. These are 2nd graders. They do not need to be taught this stuff by strangers, which is the stance the teacher took. She felt that her 2nd grade classroom was not the place to have that subject discussed, so she disciplined the kid, which all she did was sent him to the office. He was not suspended or anything like that.
My mama wanted to donate her fire ants to the war cause. She thought they’d adapt well to bunkers in Iraq and caves in Afghanistan. Sometimes small works too. Nobody from the DoD showed up to collect them, though.
BTW, the 54 killed guerillas haven’t been found – basically, that number was from visual reports: http://cnn.com/2003/WORLD/meast/12/02/sprj.irq.main/index.html
My favorite part there is when the spokesman basically claims that the retreating guerillas took the bodies with them. Uh-huh.
Gee, thanks a lot Frank. Before I read the catfish article I was going to skip lunch; I’m writing this comment on my PDA as I walk to Legal Seafood.
May drunken ninjas assault your nether regions with high velocity carnivorous hamsters. Hungry ones.
That catfish article was pretty scary. Just the fact that there’s a species known as the “Dog-eating Catfish.”
It mentions that catfish in the U.S. don’t get much larger than 6 feet. Thank God. A friend of mine encountered such a cat once while standing slightly out in the water at a lake. He said its head was as wide as his body, and he didn’t stick around to see how big the rest of it was. He said it was coming right at him at a high rate of speed. Apparently it had heard that humans were at the top of the food chain and figured that meant they were good eatin’.
The Brain Cloud continues. I suspect it is the harbinger of a cold or sinus infection. Lovely. I read a lot of interesting stuff this morning. Frank was funny. Bill was funny. Paul was funny. Pixy Misa was funny. Paul pointed me to Ted’s 100 interestin…
Who invented these genetic half-cat, half-fish freaks in the first place? I think it was the monkeys. Or possibly the ninjas. If it was either group, does that mean we soon need to fear some sort of monkey-ninja hybrid? If so, then some day we might be up against liberal-monkey-ninjas. That is the day I will be scared.
Hopefully those catfish eat monkeys. I do not think an Okie Noodler would have anything to do with those catfish…
…unless they down that twelvepack before they get into the water.
Hmmmm, Akbar, er Josef J Finn, hauling out your dead to conceal numbers is a valid part of guerilla warfare, not that a hero like you would understand.
Those heartless Americans must have opened fire on civilians and covered it up with their super secret ninja commandos. If the local residents said it was mostly civilian casualties it’s clearly true.
Okie Noodling 2: Mekong Delta!
I would love to see one of those noodlers swallowed hole trying to hand-catch a 300+ pound catfish. Not that I don’t like noodlers (it’s a pretty neat sport), but just because it would be awesome.
I’m thinking that an increase in the number of humongous animals might help in many places. Large predators like to live in the same types of caves where terrorists like to hide. If we can find out what makes the catfish so big we can apply that secret to bunnies and squirrels and release them in terrorist infested areas.
The threat of bunnies could also be enough to make a certain teacher write 100 times, “I will not be a reactionary twit.”
Goodness, “gay” is a “bad” word??? How do they teach? The bomber Enola Happy… the movie the Happy Divorcee…sheesh. Ignorance is alive and well and teaching in out schools….
I live in Lafayette, LA. I opened the front page to my hometown paper just 20 minutes ago to see the story of the ACLU interupting our nation’s schools once again. However, since it’s here in Lafayette, now it’s personal. I am in the process of e-mailing a letter-to-editor; and as soon as Blogspot gets their servers fixed, I will address this issue on my blog. I will be e-mailing letters to every local paper I can to get people here to tell the ACLU to get the hell out of our Cajun Country.
Oh, and incase the source Frank linked for the “gay” story has the fact wrong, the boy was not disciplined for using the word “gay.” He was disciplined for describing to a classmate that him mom was gay, and explaining to the other mate what “gay” meant. These are 2nd graders. They do not need to be taught this stuff by strangers, which is the stance the teacher took. She felt that her 2nd grade classroom was not the place to have that subject discussed, so she disciplined the kid, which all she did was sent him to the office. He was not suspended or anything like that.
My mama wanted to donate her fire ants to the war cause. She thought they’d adapt well to bunkers in Iraq and caves in Afghanistan. Sometimes small works too. Nobody from the DoD showed up to collect them, though.
BTW, the 54 killed guerillas haven’t been found – basically, that number was from visual reports:
http://cnn.com/2003/WORLD/meast/12/02/sprj.irq.main/index.html
My favorite part there is when the spokesman basically claims that the retreating guerillas took the bodies with them. Uh-huh.
go read Frank
he’s been promising like the best week of IMAO ever, and this post just made me crack up like 3 separate times….
Gee, thanks a lot Frank. Before I read the catfish article I was going to skip lunch; I’m writing this comment on my PDA as I walk to Legal Seafood.
May drunken ninjas assault your nether regions with high velocity carnivorous hamsters. Hungry ones.
That catfish article was pretty scary. Just the fact that there’s a species known as the “Dog-eating Catfish.”
It mentions that catfish in the U.S. don’t get much larger than 6 feet. Thank God. A friend of mine encountered such a cat once while standing slightly out in the water at a lake. He said its head was as wide as his body, and he didn’t stick around to see how big the rest of it was. He said it was coming right at him at a high rate of speed. Apparently it had heard that humans were at the top of the food chain and figured that meant they were good eatin’.
Assorted remarks
The Brain Cloud continues. I suspect it is the harbinger of a cold or sinus infection. Lovely. I read a lot of interesting stuff this morning. Frank was funny. Bill was funny. Paul was funny. Pixy Misa was funny. Paul pointed me to Ted’s 100 interestin…
Who invented these genetic half-cat, half-fish freaks in the first place? I think it was the monkeys. Or possibly the ninjas. If it was either group, does that mean we soon need to fear some sort of monkey-ninja hybrid? If so, then some day we might be up against liberal-monkey-ninjas. That is the day I will be scared.
Hopefully those catfish eat monkeys. I do not think an Okie Noodler would have anything to do with those catfish…
…unless they down that twelvepack before they get into the water.
Hmmmm, Akbar, er Josef J Finn, hauling out your dead to conceal numbers is a valid part of guerilla warfare, not that a hero like you would understand.
Those heartless Americans must have opened fire on civilians and covered it up with their super secret ninja commandos. If the local residents said it was mostly civilian casualties it’s clearly true.