Mark Steyn is like totally copying me, dude.

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Bwa ha ha ha!
BTW, who’s the joker who signed me up for every left-wing mailing list out there?

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Reader Tom Burns sent this joke in and I thought it was pretty good so I’d share:

“A War In Iraq”
A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down
a road when they hear a voice call from behind
a sand dune. “One United States Marine is better
than ten Iraqis!”
The Iraqi commander quickly sends 10 of his best
soldiers over the dune, whereupon a gun battle
breaks and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice then calls out,”One United States Marine is
better than one hundred Iraqis!”
Furious, the Iraqi commander sends his next best 100
troops over the dune and instantly a huge fire fight
commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The American voice calls out again, “One United States
Marine is better than one thousand Iraqis!”
The enraged Iraqi Commander musters one thousand
fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannons,
rockets and machine guns ring out as a huge battle is
fought. Then silence, eventually one wounded Iraqi
fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying
words tells his commander,
“Don’t send any more men, it’s a trap. There’s two
of them!”