Reader Tom Burns sent this joke in and I thought it was pretty good so I’d share:
“A War In Iraq”
A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down
a road when they hear a voice call from behind
a sand dune. “One United States Marine is better
than ten Iraqis!”
The Iraqi commander quickly sends 10 of his best
soldiers over the dune, whereupon a gun battle
breaks and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice then calls out,”One United States Marine is
better than one hundred Iraqis!”
Furious, the Iraqi commander sends his next best 100
troops over the dune and instantly a huge fire fight
commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The American voice calls out again, “One United States
Marine is better than one thousand Iraqis!”
The enraged Iraqi Commander musters one thousand
fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannons,
rockets and machine guns ring out as a huge battle is
fought. Then silence, eventually one wounded Iraqi
fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying
words tells his commander,
“Don’t send any more men, it’s a trap. There’s two
of them!”
An oldie but goodie.
Semper Fi! 🙂
LOL!!!
A classic.
OOH-RAH
The version I’ve heard before featured Scotsmen whaling on the English. Notable for the opportunity to do a Scottish accent.
Enjoying this joke requires suspension of disbelief.
You have to accept the premise that there are 1,110 iraqi soldiers.
I first heard it about the Japanese in WWII, lol.
Semper Fi!
Sherman in Georgia and an old Confederate n top of Stone Mountain.
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That one’s got a beard. I first heard it as a Brit patrol and a pair of Scots.
“Send oop y’er best mon!”
I heard a joke like this before only it took place during the Six Day War and had Israelis whupping Egyptians.
Can we repackage this one in time for next November — “One George W. Bush is worth nine Democratic presidential hopefuls….”
From the sounds of it, I’m sure the original version was about Romans and Carthiginians.
Nah, likely the original was Neanderthals vs Bears
amoebae vs protazoa
matter vs. anti-matter
My original version was the Taliban and US Special Forces.
everyone knows its the opposite around..
I invented this joke, thx 4 the comments.
British soldiers more like!
British soldiers more like!
You guys are such fags – Right wing unfunny bastards.
BUSH IS SATAN