I think I’m burnt out. I couldn’t even think of the slightest funny thing to write today. Ya see, this is my last week of work before I take a two week vacation in Idaho and Utah with my family, and things are getting really busy both at work and at home. I think I better just announce a hiatus now until next year (which is the election year and should be ripe with material). That’s not to say I won’t be posting anything, because perhaps a muse will strike me (or give me a good pummeling), but I’m just not guaranteeing anything.
Also, while my internet access will be limited during the holiday season, I do have some plans for posting, but on a serious subject for a change (like doing some actual reporting on a news story that isn’t getting much press). More details later.
Until then, have a Merry Christmas, a Chappy Chanukah, and a Kwazy Kwanza (whatever the f__k that is).
UPDATE: Oh yeah, and remember to click through my Amazon.com link on my sidebar for holiday shopping so I get money. Mmm… money.
Funny thing about muses. Sometimes they come when you’ve had no sleep for two or three days and your software project is almost done-like. Other times they wait till you’re distracted the view of the bottle in front of your face. Other times they sneak in to wake you from your dreams with the cold feet of creativity against your back.
Have a nice vacation, Frank J.
The “F” word is only to be used the following way.
…Kwazy Kwanza (whatever the John F__king Kerry that is).
Have fun, but just remember to vote in the New Blog Showcase while you’re gone.
Meanwhile I’ll just refresh obsessively and follow the Random IMAO quote.
I’m not sure what the F__k Kwanza is either, but I have been brainwashed to believe that it is good and proper and should be respected… Whatever the F__k that means. I have also heard that the PC term this season is Happy Ramahanakwanzas. Whatever the F__k that is. And last but not least, aren’t we supposed to take the christ out of Christmas. So , to be PC it has to be X-mas.., but F__k that.
Merry CHRISTmas.. Have a great Holliday and we will be ready for some funny stuff when you get back to it.
Okay, so I couldn’t sleep last night, I turn on the TV and Taxi Driver is on. Hadn’t seen it in years. Anyways, it scared the shit outta me because I was suddenly struck with the observation that Travis looks remarkably like young Frank J. in the Peace Gallery; right down to the hand howitzer and bloodshot eyes. Couldn’t sleep for the rest of the night either. I think I’ll walk home from the bars for a few weeks until the memory fades…….
Frank:
This pisses me off. I found your website only a month or two ago, and now you are going to be gone for two weeks! That ain’t right! No Buck, no Dubya, no Rummy for two weeks. I am already experiencing withdrawal. But I guess you are not packing for that guilt trip, are you?
So, Merry Christmas. And thanks for making me laugh. It feels gooood to laugh.
mikey
Read the archives to keep yourselves entertained.
And I need to update those random quotes. I think I didn’t even finish adding Februrary of this year yet.
Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy!
Wait..wait…you defend Israel. You must be Jewish, right? It’s gotta be Hannukah. 🙂
Happy Hannukah then, Frank. 🙂
Banagor.
Lalalalalala, time to visit imao.us, I guess. Let’s see, new posting, yeah, a little late there Frank. “No new posts until next year.” What!!! No new posts! This can’t be…AHH! AHH! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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I am almost done reading the arcive, probably be done in another week or two. How about some dead Iraqi puppet theather?
I’m only an honary Jew… but I think that still means everyone needs to send me Chanukah presents.
Honestly, Frank. You have this week long membership drive. Then, after another week passes, you go on hiatus for 2 weeks? You’re a smart guy–does this seem like a good idea to you? This is clearly going to hurt your chances of becoming rich and famous–especially before the new year.
I decided to delay the start of the make Frank rich and famous club until the new year. Being rich and famous will be one of my new years resolutions.
Merry Christmas and enjoy your vacation, Ethel. I’ll have to find someone else to pick on in the meantime, I guess. (sigh)
Dagnabbit, Frank, there was a Rummy interview last night on the subject of Saddam. I want an IMW!
[holds breath]
Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah to everybody! Or is it Hanukkah? Somebody set me straight on which one is the right spelling, it’s going to bother me, LOL.
Happy Holidays, and, as Mr. Garrison sings, “Hey there Mr. Muslim, Merry F___ing Cristmas…”. Enjoy the vacation!
spark21
Admit it Frank J. —
You got yourself one of them guns that can shoot around corners and you are taking time off to train with it, hoping to rid to world of its monkey plague once and for all.
yeah, i forgot about the monkeys! What about the monkeys, Frank? What if the screeching, howling, lice-ridden monkeys infiltrate the website while you are off fiddle-farting around in Utah? I mean, I think I read somewhere that monkeys can be trained to type. Oh my God, what if the monkey-hackers assault IMAO while you are gone! I hate those damn monkey-hackers. Better put up a monkey-hacker firewall before you leave.
mikey
UTAH! you lucky buck! you like buffalo wings? Go to wingers. Mnnn, wingers.
I think I’m burnt out.
Rest your brain ’til the funny stuff wells up again (which it will, you are an irresistable force of nature against Monkeydom). Here’s Happy Holidays to ya!
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