Here’s the Democrat Unity Pledge if you want to sign up to not say anything bad about a fellow Democrat.
Bwa ha ha ha!
BTW, who’s the joker who signed me up for every left-wing mailing list out there?
Here’s the Democrat Unity Pledge if you want to sign up to not say anything bad about a fellow Democrat.
Bwa ha ha ha!
BTW, who’s the joker who signed me up for every left-wing mailing list out there?
Bowlfloaters, the lot of em’.
You would think they would put their country first. Go fig.
Hmmm. Reminds me of the Loyalty Oath Campaign in “Catch-22”. And I’ll bet it will be just as effective and last just as long!
I invite you all to take this pledge with me:
I pledge to make fun of Democrats and other liberal whiners when ever possible.
I promise to point and laugh at them when they try to make speeches.
I promise to give them a good beating whenever no one is looking and I can get away with it.
I promise to point out that Howard Dean’s face is too small for his head, making him look like he was made by the same people who made Bert from Sesame Street.
Finally, I promise to think before making political descisions.
Please join me in this pledge.
Why call this the “Democrats.com Unity Pledge?” Shouldn’t it be more like the “We’er whiny little wussies that can’t stand being called names Pledge?”
Wow…”whoever wins the primaries”? Resorting to very drastic measures, aren’t they? They’ve demonized Bush so badly that it doesn’t matter who’s in office, as long as it’s not Bush. This pledge shows their socialist tendencies even more.
So blinded by their ideal, they can’t see us all pointing and laughing at them.
Maybe we should laugh louder.
I prefer to laugh a little more quietly. If you laugh too loudly they sometimes won’t say such stupid things. I mean, what would the world come to if Democrats actually started to think before they spoke?
I signed the pledge, and these are my comments, though I doubt they’ll be posted: Hillary is paranoid delusional, Kucinich is a kook, Clark is a Communist (wait, they all are), Edwards is a brown-noser, Kerry is a poser (by the way, he served in Vietnam), Dean’s only issue was captured just the other day, Lieberman, though a decent man, has no chance because the Democrat base consists of anti-Semitic “peace”-niks, and the other candidates are so inconsequential or so scripted that they’re indistinguishable from each other. Except Al Sharpton. He has no chance, so he has my vote.
By the way, I’m a Democrat, and after these primaries I’m registering as something other than a Democrat.
I just signed it with a pro-Bush comment :). It’s under the name “Fred Morgan”, we’ll see how long it lasts.
The only two good democrats are Sharpton and Lieberman. Sharpton because he is nothing more than a media tool and at least he has a sense of humor (see: SNL) and Lieberman because he is nothing more than Jewish and at least he supports Bush on some things.
Heck, if Bush wasn’t going incumbent next year, I wouldn’t be surprised if Lieberman would jump the sinking Dem ship and go GOP.
That would make the world good.
Already gone 🙁
What a bunch of muckadoos.
BTW, who’s the joker who signed me up for every left-wing mailing list out there?
Must be the monkeys.
I had a room mate in college I hated so much I signed him up for Nambla news letter. Latter on, I found out that I was not that far from the truth. Any way just think of this way, all the new materal you will ever need is now being e-mailed to you.
I encourage everyone to sign it with a pro-bush comment….
silly monkeys
From the site:
“…replacing George W. Bush with a legitimately-elected Democratic President…”
So, how many Democrats support a non-legitimately elected Democratic President that they have to be specific? 🙂
How handy is that? A list of over 5000 Lefty Nitwits including their names – with towns and states of residence. Is it time to ready the gas guzzlin’ Hummer for a road trip?
Democrats in search of an 11th commandment
Gee, I thought liberals were supposed to be opposed to loyalty oaths. (Via IMAO.)…
Oh snap. I knew this would happen. All the left wing nit wits clump together. See, they’re so paranoid that they’ve already lost, they need to console each other. I mean, that list really puts my heart at ease because whatever has happened has got them thinking that they lost already. Can you say, “Low voter turnout” ? Because that’s what happens when you think your party doesn’t have a chance. I hope they all lose hope of ever seeing a dem in the whitehouse again. That would be great.
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Willie Fisterbottom, Phil McCracken, Richard Cranium, Richard Smoker, Jack Mehoff, Heywood Jablowme, Mike Hunt, and Amanda Huginkiss all tried to sign it, but it’s the darndest thing, all of their entries disappeared…..so much for Freedom of Speech.
Here’s what Willie Fisterbottom wrote:
We have to get Bush out of office now. Bush lied people died. It’s obvious he KNEW about 9/11 and planned it so it would distract people’s attention away from his giving rich people a tax break and sending poor people and minorities a higher tax bill, then he invaded Iraq cause he promised that it was a good thing to do, and now we all see what a nice guy Hussein is, only Hussein could have prevented Schwartzenegger from being elected governer and starting the California Wild Fires which are an obvious ruse to pull the wool over people’s eyes that Bush is allowing Haliburton a “no bid” contract to rebuild California.
I signed the pledge to make my ailing mother feel better. She said if I do only one thing in my life it should be to vote democratic in the 2004 election and help remove Bush from office. In the comment section of the pledge I stated that I was an unapologetic Republican and was only doing it because of my mother. I also informed the creators of the site that given the voting record of my family that I was probably adopted.
LibertyBob, I’ve most wholeheartedly joined in your pledge. Particularly the bit about howie’s face being too small…what a muppet. 🙂
Liberty Bob:
i endorse the entire pledge, however, i can’t promise to wait until no one is looking before i whip some liberal’s butt. Happens all the time here in Texas.
Mikey
Sadly, they seem to have deleted my name, too.
Wow… a pledge! Isn’t that nifty! “I promise that I won’t talk bad about my fellow Dim-O-crats and will get behind whatever breathing carbon-based life form gets the Party nomination.”
Worded another way: “I promise that I will lower the rhetoric about the Dim-O-cratic candidates because there’s so much pooh being slung by fellow party members that: (1.) it might stick during the general election; (2.) even to we who have little or no shame, it’s starting to get out of hand. Also, no matter WHO is nominated, I will vote for him/her/it on election day because we’re all so anti-Bush that right/wrong or the safety of the Nation matters less than replacing him.”
What a bunch of Mo-rons.
I’d just like to see an explanation of what “massive damage” Bush is supposed to have done. No doubt part of that would be a rant about Iraq, but just what the heck is Bush supposed to have done “at home”? I half wonder if these people are living in an alternative universe.
But it is nice to see Democrats vowing to work for a legitimate election after all they did to keep certain votes (such as absentee military) from being counted in Florida. Of course, Gore didn’t condemn their lawsuits even though he had gone on record saying all votes should be counted, so I’m not taking that too seriously.
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