EXCLUSIVE!!! MUST CREDIT IMAO!!!
It ends up that all the hype about Mad Cow Disease was simply a way for the government to cover up the real problem our nation is facing – MAD TOFU DISEASE!
For years now, cheap tofu, mad from INSANE SOY BEANS, has been on the market. This type of tofu is often consumed by DUMB HIPPIES AND OTHER LIBERALS!
When the mad tofu is ingested, the disease takes on the human variant – MAD DEMOCRAT DISEASE!
People with Mad Democrat Disease GO CRAZY! They spout COMPLETE INSANITY! The infected are EVERYWHERE, and they won’t rest until ALL OTHERS ARE INFECTED LIKE THEM!
One nearly-prominent person with FULL-BLOWN MAD DEMOCRAT DISEASE is KOS of the DailyKos. He has been DRIVEN MAD and wants all others INSANE LIKE HIM! He has GONE MAD WITH non-existant POWER and is determined to TAKE DOWN THE DLC so that ONLY THOSE WITH MAD DEMOCRAT DISEASE RUN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY!
Be careful! Those infected with Mad Democrat Disease will ATTACK WITHOUT PROVOCATION! They will try to INFECT YOU TOO! Only A SHOT TO THE HEAD is CERTAIN TO KILL THEM! And, since the disease is spread through ingestion, DO NOT EAT SOMEONE WITH MAD DEMOCRAT DISEASE!
BIG SCOOP!!! MUST CREDIT IMAO!!!
“DO NOT EAT SOMEONE WITH MAD DEMOCRAT DISEASE!”
sheesh, the things you can catch when you don’t watch what you eat.
Wow! So Kos doesn’t want ANY Democrats making sense? Guess they’ll have to lynch Zell Miller!
These people are crazy. Do they even know who their enemy is?
Frank, you have quite possibly saved all of humanity. Thank you. Excuse me, I’ve got to reload. So many hippies.
Hey! I eat tofu all the time and I am slighly right of Ronald Reagan(blessings be upon him). It gives me the health and strength I need for beating up hippies. I live in a blue state, so I need all the help I can get.
Good thing I read this before I ate
I guess we have confirmation of Mutha Sheehan’s dietary choices.
mmmmmmmmmmm…Rage.
I wonder if the insane soy beans come from the JOOOOOS!