What’s the worst thing about Hurricane Katrina and the possibility of New Orleans being flooded under dozens of feet of water?
Because New Orleans is below sea level and built on reclaimed saturated swampland, the dead are usually entombed in above-ground in vaults. A severe enough storm or flood will dislodge thousands upon thousands of bodies, thus causing havoc with the voter registration process.
Furthermore, rainslicker-clad correspondents may be injured or possibly killed in the mad crush to interview Rev. Al Sharpton demanding that the voting rights of these Corpse-Americans not be violated.
Unless he’s still in Crawford, planting crosses with that crazy woman. Crazy, I tell you!
So, that’s the worst thing about Katrina – messing with local politics. Well, that and the throngs of zombies wandering around, craving brains.
Thank goodness zombies can’t swim.
Zombies may not be able to swim, but they can walk along the bottom.
Be afraid…be very afraid.
All of the urine and vomit that usually pollutes the streets and sidewalks anywhere near Bourbon Street and the French Quarter on a given morning will be washed away.
Pomoze Bog.
Tsar Lazar
Top 5 Songs on Gulf-State Radio Stations This Morning:
5) In the Shelter—Jimmy Buffet
4) Hurricane—Bob Dylan
3) When the Levee Breaks—Led Zeppelin
2) The Pascagoula Run—Jimmy Buffett
1) I Wish I Was in New Orleans—Tom Waits
Actually, its a little know fact, but only American Zombies can’t swim. Italian ones have been know to do the doggie paddle (dead doggie paddle).
Otter
The WORST thing?
There may not be a city population left to whom I can sell my “I Got Blown by Katrina in New Orleans” t-shirts.
Pomoze Bog.
Tsar Lazar
Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?
In honor of the hurricane, New Orleans will be renamed “Atlantis”.
Wouldn’t it be cool if the zombies fought the giant floating balls of fire ants that the experts say will gather in the flood?
Eh, zombies are easily taken care of, as the Resident Evil games have proven time and time again.
The real concern is whether or not I’ll be able to access my weapons, currently in my possibly blown-away apartment in uptown New Orleans.
Tooner,
I just got Resident Evil 2, 3, and Code Veronica to play through, and its best to run around zombies to conserve ammo.
There is only person who can save New Orleans residents trapped in the floods– AQUAMAN!!!
Phew. For just a second there I thought you wrote “thongs of zombies”
Yeeck.
How come when you guys start talking about Zombies coming out of the crypts in New Orleans, I keep envisioning Michael Jackson doing that Frankenstein-walk thingi he did in Thriller?
Thank God I’m not the only one knowing the truth about zombies in New Orleans. Just wait…it gets worse.
They have officially turned into zombies in New Orleans. This is a sad state of affairs, my friends. Oh, and in lighter news, the gas prices have jumped 50 cents…thanks Hurricane Katrina!