During the run-up to the recent election, those of us on the right said that an Obama election would be bad in several ways, including for the economy.
And now, Barack Hussein Obama agrees:
In the intervening weeks, the economy has showed clear signs of worsening. Employers said they eliminated more than 500,000 jobs in November alone and retailers reported disappointing holiday-season sales.
“The economy is going to get worse before it gets better,” he said twice in the early moments of the interview, taped Saturday in Chicago.
What else does he now agree with us about?
That he’ll be weak on national defense? That he’ll raise your taxes? That he’ll increase government interference in your life? That he’ll send the country to hell in a handbasket?
I wonder: Regarding Obama, what else we were right about?
Hey – you’re not allowed to use his middle name!
It’s a rule ya know
Obama is a liberal ‘reactionary.’ He has no consistent philosophy about anything. As such, we won’t know what he will do (and neither does he) until events happen. I just expect he’ll be wrong 90+% of the time.
We are in the “lull before the storm.”
That’s a tough one… has Obama yet been photographed with a bucket stuck on his head?
The country does not have to “go to hell in a handbasket”. Let’s just build mosques in every village, town and city in America. They could be combined with “re-education” facilities. This building could be part of a massive public works plan. Everyone would have work and the government will have saved the day by turning the ecomomy around.
This program does not even count the millions of lives that can be enriched by getting peoples spriritual lives in order and improving their thinking. IMAO bloggers especially will be blessed!
I would like to put your money where my mouth is. Please help me lead by setting an example. Your generous donation to “Let there be Light building fund”, C/O Idaho Spud. A program to turn the U.S.A. around. A mosque in every town, a chicken in every pot. With your contribution starting here in Idaho, with all of us pulling together we CAN make a difference. Help Idaho turn from Red to Blue to Pastel Lilac. Keep in mind that 70 virgins will be your reward and that’s not chump CHANGE!
That he’ll end up following the Bush policies.
I’m sorry. Due to high demand from the above post Idaho virgins have been substituted with California virgins. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have coused.
We will accept no
substitutesspuds from Idaho!Washington spuds are better, anyway. Should have said that in #7, but, hey, I can’t think of everything immediately, try as I do.
What else were we right about?
There are not 57 states.
But, WE were wrong to think that there are 50.
Under Obama, there can only be one.
Regarding Obama, we were right about EVERYTHING! Even the stuff we thought about him that conflicted with the other stuff we thought about him.
I am going into the handbasket business. It is going to be the only growth industry. The special bureaucrat version that comes with free government cheese. ( not chedda…..”REAL CHEESE” like substance ).
Aside: When Ronald Reagan distributed the contents of the government cheese warehouse in 1982-ish I bought a brick of of a seedy looking homeless black dude. ( it was still sealed ! ) I was a college student at the time and cheese == good. It was like the largest brick of Velveeta you had ever seen. Ever since then all the government cheese jokes have been especially funny tome.
There are no virgins in California. EVERYONE there is fcuked!
A friend of a friend worked in the Arizona prison system teaching. His comment? – Most the people there did not belong there. Weed offenses and the like.
He then went to California penal system for higher pay. His comment? EVERYONE in California prison system SHOULD BE THERE.
On the bright side, the quality of movies should increase exponetially.
1. All the Film Actors Guild (F.A.G.) koolaid drinkers who supported ‘that one’ should be getting back to work as soon as they realize that ‘that one’ doesn’t need them anymore.
2. The Puppet-Masters in Hollywood will keep the gullible masses distracted and content with flashy fantasy/sci-fi spectacles, ribald comedies and heart-wrenching dramas.
3. The number of anti-war/anti-government message movies will dwindle to zero.
4. Patriotic, Let’s-Blindly-Follow-Our-Fearless-Leader, Feel-good message movies will sprout like mushrooms (and under much the same conditions).
4. Then “we’ll all be drinking that green Bubble-up and eating that Rainbow Stew”.
Can you say, “Bread and Circuses?”.
He is also the anit Christ (we were right about that)
He comes complete with a cabal (Hitlery, ect.)
He has NO experience running anything but his nose
And
The terrorists think he’s weak therefore they will continue to test and try us over and over again waiting for him to cave. They are very patient.
We were right, right across the board, that’s why the call Libs left wingers- ’cause their never right (correct).
I would have chosen the word “mouth” instead of “nose,” seanmahardlycommentsanymorehair. Can I fix that for ya? 🙂
No, you can’t Jimmy; that’s rude.
I think 4 of 7 is on point with comment #13. Also, judging from Barackalypse Now’s cabinet selection, we’ll probably experience the absolute worst that the last 16 years of President’s had to offer. I hope I’m wrong, but I suspect a lot of Americans are beginning to think that God and Guns are a good idea, even if they didn’t before the election.
Correction: #13 above. The 2nd 4 should be a 5.
Blinded by my own brilliance, I forgot to proof-read my last comment.
(I take great pride in my humility – I have so much to be humble about!)
[Mac Davis was right! – B]