Gitmo Alternatives

On Obama’s first day on the job, he plans to order Gitmo closed and then plans to move quickly and fully close Gitmo within the next twelve years. Anyway, here are some suggestions as to where to put the prisoners:

* A freight container at the bottom of the ocean.

* A wood chipper.

* A factory that manufactures pig feed.

* The sun.

Any other ideas?

45 Comments

  1. BACK SEAT OF TED KENNEDY’S CAR

    BARNEY FRANK’S HOT TUB

    ANYWHERE IN QUEBEC

    EVENLY DIVIDED BETWEEN THE GENDER DIVERSITY PROGRAMS AT BERKLEY, BOULDER AND MADISON

    DETROIT LIONS’ DEFENSIVE LINE

    I MEAN THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS………

  2. – Yucca Mountain

    – Any local range where they would bring a premium price when sold as realistic, moving targets

    – The numbers are about right where they could be spread out so each congressman and senator could keep one at their home

    – Replace illegals working on hog farms and slaughter houses

  3. Rosie’s Bathroom
    Paris Hilton’s Vagina
    Barney Frank’s Rectum
    Barney Frank’s Mouth
    Between Hillary’s Thighs
    Saying “Ahh” as an Intern for Bill Clinton
    Blago Double For The Next 2 Years
    Madeline Albright’s New “Boy Toy”

  4. They would make ideal reactor shielding for all those nuclear power plants that Obama’s not going to build.

    We could also put them on a boat, take them out to international waters and throw them overboard. “You’ve just been deported. You’re free to swim to anywhere you like, but you can’t swim back to the US.” To make the point, we could have a few destroyers out there to shell them if they try to swim back.

  5. Open up Alcatraz again.

    Give them all jobs in Iowa at the pig slaughtering plants

    College professors

    Send them all to Minnesota to drive taxi to the airport – make them pick up people carrying alcohol and dogs

  6. Corsair and Commrade Mancuso….please not rural America or Minnesota……what did we ever do to you?! Although after the cushy time they spent at Gitmo, it’d be fun to watch them up here for a while…..we soared all the way up to -11° today….don’t think those orange jump suits afford much warmth…..

  7. Re open Alcatraz and stick them there. At least then they will be amongst friends.

    Alternatively let them break out and escape into Cuba. I’m sure Castro would love having a bunch of psychotic Islamofacists running around the country side mucking up his Socialist paradise.

  8. Take them to the Nevada test site and let them be the suicide bombers they always wanted to be.

    Stake them over a bed of fast-growing bamboo at a hog farm.

    Naked. Handcuffs. Flagpole. Castro Street, San Francisco. ‘Nuff said.

  9. I say use them for one-way trip NASA experiments to exploring Mars.
    -Lander 1, Whats you status?
    ‘ Ie see rhocks , oh crap! therz a skeltin here! ‘

    – Heh that would be correct, sorry.. you are not Lander 1

  10. Your peoples cruelty amazes me. Don’t you know the polar bears are starving to death. Obviously we send them to the frozen Arctic, to serve as food for those lovely animals. Just to make sure the polar bears find them, we should cover their naked bodies in pig blood.

  11. – Antarctica

    – Swizterland

    – George Soro’s mansion

    – Q’onoS

    – Raccoon City

    – Silent Hill

    – Special Guests on the View. (Someone already mentioned it. I am just modifying the idea.)

    – ANY college campus

    – Near a Gamma Ray Burst

    – The Matrix

    – Neo-Tokyo

    – Dexter’s Labortory

    – Dexter’s Medical Examination office

    – New York Times Headquarters

    – Oregan

    – North Korea

    – Sean Penn’s Condo

    – Michael Moore’s favorite restraunt

  12. Save travel fees. Just open the gates at Guantanamo and let them walk free into Cuba. Full employment, free world-class health care, fresh rum, coffee and cigars, beautiful cathedrals…everything a Muslim fundamentalist could want. And the only things American are the DeSotos, Studebakers and Michael Moore.

  13. Send them here to the Maricopa County Jail. Joe will keep the camel jockeys in line. Feed ’em a strict pork diet too. Joe Arapaio don’t know the meaning of Halal. They’ll be begging for Gitmo after.

  14. 32 Erg, That skeleton would be Achmed, the dead terrorist.

    Send them to Kenya to knock up their women and have their kids go to their countries and screw them up for a change. Change we can believe in.

  15. # T.N. Amaps says:
    * Locked in a room with a tv showing nothing but reruns of The View (they’ll kill themselves)

    Good God, you are a monster. Have you no humanity?

    Kent says:
    Send them to Kenya to knock up their women and have their kids go to their countries and screw them up for a change.

    Yeah, but then what are the UN peacekeepers going to do?

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